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Nathan’s cat wasn’t for touching and they all knew it.

Nobody could touch Sparky except Nathan anyway, which was why they were all confused when the cat was hogging the hot tub and Nathan was nowhere to be seen.

He wasn’t hard to find, really, they just had to follow the growls.
The weird thing was that there seemed to be two, Nathan’s, and one that was almost an echo.

“Does you dudes be thinks he’s is have Roadie the Chick in dere?” Toki asked quietly to the rest of the band lurking in the hall outside the singer’s door.

Pickles shook his head, his own voice hushed, “Don’t think so, wasn’t she just buzzing around the other room a minute ago?”

Any answers were drowned out by another growl from behind the closed door, and: “Who’s just the cutest little harbinger of death ever? You are! You’re just the cutest little omen ever aren’t you, goofball?”

Another body joined the group in the hall, “M’lords? Is there a reason we’re eavesdropping on Lord Nathan?””
“Oh hey 359.” Pickles said, “Yeah, there’s a reason.”

Skwisgaar nodded, “Ja, is becauses he is sound like he is talksings to his dildos cat, but his dildos cat is out dere.”
“Lurking in the hot tub, I saw.”

Toki nodded then, “So we’s was think maybe he’s have got a goil in dere, but Pickle say you’s is were busy withs the cleany-ups. So we hasn’t gots any kind of idea what’s is he have.”

There was a thump, and what sounded suspiciously like a giggle, and Pickles wisely backed the rest of the band out of the way when 359 began to edge up on a berserker rage, kicking the door open, only to find Nathan giving Gungnir a raspberry, the critter’s multitude of legs waving, it was what was giggling.

Nathan blinked up, looking confused, “Is there a problem?” 359 was just as confused, because there wasn’t a groupie or two to disembowel, “Lord Nathan… are you… snuggling?”

“What? Snuggling’s metal!”