There was a vampire named Caspian who pranced along the trees like a f*****t sparkling in the sun gaily. His skin pale as a rotten c** stain and his hair infested with grease he found himself looking at a girl in school who obviously was on her period and this vampire nearly puked at the scent of her rancid v****a juices. So he skipped like a gay morbid fairy into the woods and found a bunch of shirtless muscle bound vampires who were eager to play “Baseball”. With him and his depressed looking family. So they all had hot sparkly emo sex upside down in the trees like they fagpires they were. Until the muscled shirtless fagpires smelled That girl’s period from 2.56 miles away. “Is it snack time, you brought snack, we want, You mad bro?” They squealed. “Caspian now giving a horse a Lap dance yelped. “Ceaser is home.” Knowing this Caspian ran into the closet to try hide his homosexuality again. While he was running back it would appear that he was actually sliding along the trees only using his lower jaw for support. “I think I love her..” He moaned to himself out loud. He had massive orgy in his mind with that girl and her period in his mind making her pregnant instantly. “Ugh.. at least I have chicken.” He howled as he entered his dark closet of emo fagism. As he shut the doors slowly licking his lips and eye sockets he fell back what seemed to be an eternal drop. He found himself in a place called Narnia-gay. He opened his f** gay emo eyes and saw a wolf having vicious sex with a minotaur. They spotted him. “Hey you!! Want to make babies?!” Snarled the wolf. “Baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.” Orgasmed the Minotaur as he continued thrusting his cockless pelvis into the tail hole of the wolf. Caspian unsheathed his horse from his man purse and with a stern look he answered. “Come at me bro!” The Wolf charged angrily at Caspian and his sharpened twin bladed horse and they clashed violently. The battle lasted for a mere 13 seconds. They all returned through the closet from whence they came… “Came” Everyone celebrated a glorious fagpire Narnia-Gay orgy with the cutest of animals and the gayest of vampires. The girl Died. That girl did.
THE END
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