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ah yes, a gunstop store, a place to exchange currency for goods and services, perhaps i can barter for a new weapon? the day is mine!!
hello im shady McCashcow, spokesperson for gunstop, where we buy and sell used guns. at gunstop, we feel that it is neccesary to exert our dominance over our customers, in order to slurp as much money from them as humanly possible, plz watch this instructional video to find out more about wat it means to be a part of the gunstop family!
at GunStop, we see evry new person that enters our store as a dollar sign with hands and feet, how u talk to that money prson is very important
"thanks for comin to gunstop, would u like to attend the midnite release of the guntendo?"
"Hello, and welcome to gunstop, do u want a subscription to gun informer?"
"thanks for comin to gunstop! would u like to preorder a bunch of bullshit?"
there are many that feel that customer service is the most important thing about running a business, at gunstop, we disagree, the most important thing about running a business, is raping ur customers wallet!
"noble storefront worker! i would like to purchase one of these assault rifles in thy care"
"pshaw! good luck with that! do u have a preorder?"
"preorder? how could i buy something before i have arrived? ur speech is constructed on paradoxes!"
"sorry dude, if u dont have a preorder, ur not aloud to buy any of these awesome new weapons. perhaps u would like something from our overpriced used section?"
" used u say?"
not all customers will hand over the cash so easily,some need to be badgered or belittled into purchasing worthless accessories, some might require u to think on ur feet
"im buying a weapon for my impressionable preteen nephew, wat does the M inscribed on the side of this large, dangerous gun stand for?"
"uhhhh..."
when in doubt, always consult our gunstop employee guidelines
"it stands for....(looks at guidelines, #4 when in doubt, LIE)M for more fun!!!
lastly, u must learn that to be a part of the gunstop family, u must be a fighter,to protect our corporation from those naggy little mom-and-pop stores
"anotherr day working for a great company!"
"Hello gunstop!"
"GuncoLand!"
"WeaponsETC!"
"Amunitions Boutique!"
"Babbajiz?" WTF??
"we have returned to reclaim wats rightfully ours!"
" our empire's strong as ever, we've even taken down gunmart!"
collective"gasp!!"
"so go on, try to take ur revenge"
"For parody in the market plaaaaace!!"
"For bullying out the competitioooooooon!!"
however there are some foes u must never face, not ever
" i knew theyd never defeat me"
"still clinging to ur old ways gunstop?"
"GunFly?!"
sniper shot*
"your ancient brick and mortar structure will never last in the new online macrocosm"
" its true!! its truhuhuhu!!(hes crying)(gunfly dude is t-baggin him)
"gunstop worker, iwas returning this weapon i purchased becuz my, OH MY! ur legthrust is so powrful!! and the placement of that crotch upon his brow is flawless!! incredible...