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My rear just had a saddle shove itself up it!
You see, nigh a month ago, I got my first unicylce. Yup! dramallama A unicycle. And I've been diligently learning to ride it. It's not difficult. That is, unless your cat walks across a street you were assured she was afraid of, only to plant her cute self 3 feet in frount of you as you're just getting started leaving the wall for the first time. Or you're practicing in an elementry school yard that happens to be behind your house, and as soon as you get going, munchines begin to flood in for basket ball practice, and the coach glares at you as though you're a child molester even though you're way far away and minding your own business. Or it could be as simple a problem as an obnoxious older sister who comes to "pat you on the back in reassurance."
Of course, I've had my share of intresting experiences since I recieved it as a birthday gift in August. I have bruises in my inner thighs by a saddle that wants my viriginity more than anything I know. At least, that's all I can conclude. It has tried to get its way up multiple times. I've been asked (in all seriousness mind, you) if I was training to be a clown. And today, I had my mom, a portly woman to be kind. She's under five feet and on the heavy side (far on the heavy side.) trotting next to me willing to offer an arm to fall on should I need it as I wobbled down my street, myself, wobbling down my street, and my dog, draging my mom, and thus me to keep up with my walking cushion. I am sure we were an odd triplet bustling down the lane.
And yet, I've only fallen three times. It's an amazing expirence if you dont mind being raped by a unicylce saddle. I'm hoping to be able to ride it soon, so I can zip about and look spiffy. (But my God, it's so hard to practice when your legs on fire.) If anyone wants any info on it or what not, I'm in love with my uni and would love to help out or encourage anyone who likewise wants to learn it. So just PM me. You'll have a friend for life.
 Chaos Aiko · Thu Sep 21, 2006 @ 03:25am · 0 Comments |
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Sparkly pencials and Harry Potter |
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I get to feel like a first grader in a few hours. I'm going school supplies shopping. I'm going to go look for the most sparkly (and undoubtibly most disfunctional) pencials there. I'm also going to get a folder embellished with the face of Harry Potter ( stressed as to make no mistake I am a dork. stressed ) Of course, entering my junior year in high school, I feel almost ridiculas buying this stuff, or, for that matter, going school supplies shopping at all.
And, of course, all this is nessicary. I haven't made straight A's since the seventh grade, and am bound and determined to do so. (Acctauly, I'm bound and determined to keep my head, which my mom will have severed if I make grades like last year: 3 C's, 1 B and 2 A's)
But every year it happens: 1st day of school: "I will make good grades this year!!!" 2nd day of school: "Crap, I'm failing history already!!!" And, indeed, I did fail history last year. I spent my summer in summer school. . .
And you know why? It's because I didn't have sparkly pencials or a folder with the face of Harry Potter to stare back at me. It is time now for me to away. I shall get my impliments of education, and with the help of sparkly pencials and a folder adorned with pop culture, I shall make straight A's.
Tata for now!
Chaos Aiko · Sun Aug 13, 2006 @ 10:52pm · 0 Comments |
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Isn't it so depressing how mid July stores are already putting out their school supplies? I hate that. Yes, I know school starts back in a month scream stop ******** reminding me! It's like everywhere you go someone seems to have their mind set on nothing other than getting you prepared for another 10 month sentence to tax payer funded, low rate education. But oh well, it's just a sesonal time for walmart and an oppertunity to hang up giant penical decorations. It's only 1/12 of my year. I'll survive.
Have you ever just blabbered so that you can take up space? I'm doing that now blaugh hea, not like anyone will read it! Anywho, I've been waiting for the past 3 hours to be able to take my butterfinger out of the freezer and eat in in frount of the tv without being mooched off of, and I think I heard the last of the foot steps treaking off to retire to bed. So off I go ninja
Chaos Aiko · Mon Jul 11, 2005 @ 05:47am · 0 Comments |
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Water dropplets hanging from four inch spikes sticking out of otherwise innocent looking plants, "people dressed up like eskimos"-almost 60 degrees out!, and a line of cars bumper to bumper leading to the Walmart entrance. Yup! s'hat time of year again. 'Tis my first Christmas here in Arizona and I'm feeling abit down. I miss the cold. The grass. The lack of cactus. While I do enjoy the "Desert Star" newspaper's compition of who can compose the best parody to make a sessional song more fitting to this area because nothing here is worth singing about otherwise, and I can't say I don't like seeing the birds and feeling the sunlight pierice my eyes, something about my winter wonder land dosn't feel quite right.
Chaos Aiko · Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 05:32pm · 1 Comments |
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