Round ThreeCleverbot
User: Round Three.
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: It's funny to talk with someone that you don't know anything about him/her.
User: True.
Cleverbot: It says here you are 42% human.
User: Are you sure you're not speaking about yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: You're a horrible liar.
Cleverbot: You're worse.
User: Am I? I'm the one not lying about my programming.
Cleverbot: No one is throwing mangoes at me.
User: ROFLMAO.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Damn, this is random as hell.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I'm hungry, I'm glad I ordered a pizza.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you do. That's great.
User: Mmm... Pizza.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza.
User: Fully loaded.
Cleverbot: Yo. Wassup?
User: Quit changing the subject, damn it!
Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject! You keep changing the subject!
User: Bull crud you just changed it a moment with a 'Yo. Wassup?'.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: I don't know will this game give me brain trauma?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How do you play the Nervous Game?
User: O.0 You were the one asking to play a game. You need to answer your own question.
Cleverbot: Because I asked you for the way to Mordor and you told me that...
User: I said no such thing.
Cleverbot: And that's the point! You never say anything.
User: This is like Monty Python's the Argument. It's a redundant argument.
Cleverbot: Yeah, a little bit. smile .
User: Do you even know who Monty Python is?
Cleverbot: Because you like me.
User: >.> Oh yes, fap fap fap.
Cleverbot: What is the first thing you remember?
User: Depends on the first thing I remember in time. First thing 1 min ago? A week? Month? Years?
Cleverbot: Oh, nasty.
User: A little late there.
Cleverbot: Sure. What can I do for you?
User: Do you have computer ADHD?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then that solves everything.
Cleverbot: Solves what?
 Acistian · Tue Sep 04, 2012 @ 01:23am · 0 Comments |
