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Happy Birthday to m yeah I have survived 27 years amazing huh well all in all it’s not all that bad just got to work today :p that bites though
Oh I know words of wisdom for any one younger than me
Man walks around with hands in pocket fell cocky all day
XD
Just kidding a coo work of mine sent me a really funny e-mail joke for my birthday it brought tears to my eyes I’m posting it for you all to read have a great day and remember a man who stands on toilet is high on pot
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
When it became apparent that we would marry, I made
The supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down
On the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband
And told him that I would be late because I had to
Walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of
Baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off
Any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I
Stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had
Consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me
And exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner
Tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my
Blindfold, the telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he
Returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
And the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so
While my husband was out of the room I seized the
Opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer
Truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around
Me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three
More.The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in
The other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the
End of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more
Times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded
My hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
With myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when
My husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and
I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve
Dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Darrlena · Sun Sep 24, 2006 @ 08:33am · 0 Comments |
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Darrlena · Thu Mar 30, 2006 @ 04:50pm · 0 Comments |
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Darrlena · Thu Mar 23, 2006 @ 08:39pm · 0 Comments |
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OMG I GET TO DRIVE TODAY
....and I'm not supose to dirve with my cast but I gotta get new tires it's gonna run me like 500 dollers but yeah thats a 125 dollers a tire for four tires at least they have
FREE Valve Stems
FREE Prorated Road Hazard
FREE Lifetime Rotations
so it an't that bad I'm cooking dinner really quick and then I'm out and about...
Oh I was talking to an old frined of mine that I haven't seen or heard form in abnout a year and she wanted me to come over next week to fairmount park between 2 and 6 for a gathering I told her If I wans't back at work..Withc I know I won't be I'll see if I can make it it should be Fun I have been to a park in Years and I should be out of my cast by then But I won't know any of that till friday when I get my Stiches out. Then I'll know how long I get to wear my torcher device XD
Darrlena · Wed Mar 22, 2006 @ 09:08pm · 0 Comments |
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Darrlena · Wed Mar 22, 2006 @ 05:05am · 0 Comments |
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Darrlena · Sun Mar 19, 2006 @ 08:01pm · 0 Comments |
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;.; OMG I'm soooooo sore I can walk like 15 steps then I need to stop cause my foot hurts it's like walking on a pebble ;.; grandma was like "GET off your feet" I laughed I have to leep in my cast nad with my foot eleveated above my heart..I was reall confterble last night ( NOT) but oddly enough I got a good nights sleep had the weirdest dreem though
drempet that my foot grew a mouth and takled to me
asking we why I did what I did
I woke up of corse man those are some good drugs the doctor gave me
Darrlena · Sat Mar 18, 2006 @ 05:42pm · 0 Comments |
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Darrlena · Mon Mar 13, 2006 @ 03:56am · 1 Comments |
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ahahah I forgot about this once again
not too much going on here just tying to keep form being bored
I mane I've been home for 5 weeks now and
I'm running out of things to do I cna't wait till things pick up
or till I get back to woork
all I can say is I'm well entertained in the anime department xd
Darrlena · Tue Feb 28, 2006 @ 09:31pm · 0 Comments |
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