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Ch 12:Tweek the Maybe Psycic: As I appeared in front of him,he said,"I know you want to know that I know what you know and what we both know." I was in shock. I said,"How the hek do you know that I know what you know and I want to know what you know so it could be what we both know?" Tweek suddenly said,"Today is tomorrow and the future is today." I gave him a weird face. I think Clyde overheard us and said,"I want to be a noodle,too!" Tweek and I both stared at him and said,"You can't be a noodle,you're a mushroom." Clyde puted and said,"Hey guys,I think that guy is following us in the laundry room." He pointed to a fat ma with a ponytail holding four kittens and a baker's dozen of cookies. He shouted,"Come here children! I got some presents for you!" Clyde said,"Yay,give me a kitteh!" Token saw this and stopped him by hugging him,which made him fall. Token quickly picked Clyde up bridal style and started to run out of the laundry room back to their cell. Out of the door,I heard Clyde shout,"What about my kitteh?" And later on,he shouted,"Whhhheeee,bridal style!" Tweek and I both face palmed and started to run out of the laundry room,hand and hand so the lod guy wouldn't grab either one of us. As we were running,Tweek got tired so I carried her in a piggy back style. I ran really fast,so we passed Clyde and Token. While we passed them,Tweek stuck his tongue out and said,"Haha! I'm faster than you!" Clyde puted and said,"Just you wait! Token's gonna run faster than Craig!" Token and I both looked at each and started to smile and run faster. While we were running,I almost bumped into a fat nurse who was carrying medicine,while Token almost slipped on a juice box Clyde dropped. Don't ask where Clyde got the juice box,just don't. Token and I were soon out of breath a little while after,so Clyde and Tweek did the unthinkable,they both hit their buttocks like we were horses and said,"Giddyup horsie,yeehaw!" Token and I were shocked and started to run faster. They kept on doing that until our butts were sore and well,kinda red. I bet I couldn't sit down for three months. I won the race,of course because Token bumped into an open door and Clyde slammed his face across the door and Token stopped to help him. Tweek and I shouted,"Victory!" while Tweek did the peace sign. Shortly after that,we also got hit with the door but this time,I ducked,and forgot Tweek was on my back,so I didn't get hurt,Tweek did. He fell off and shouted,"Arghh!" I stopped immediately and tried to pick him up bridal style. Who never knew that the laundry room was very far away from our town. After I took care of Tweek,I went back to go check on Token and that idiot Clyde. They were okay,but I had to pick them up and carry them in my arms and my back. Clyde was on my back but I picked up token bridal style. It felt awkward and when Tweek saw,he got jealous. As I returned to the room/cell, Tweek said,"Now you wanna know what I know that you know that we both are going to know right now?" I just said,"Success!" Tweek smiled and then laughed while saying,"You know I am not psycic." I stopped my celebration and said,"Then how do you know what I know that you know that we both know?" Tweek said,"I can see it in your eyes." I said," Coolio,want to go get ice cream piggy bakc style?" Tweek smiled and responded with some sarcasm,"Sure,as long as you don't forget I am on your back!" I smiled and said,"Tweek,I would never forget you."
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