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-During a silent car ride-
Michelle, I'm putting you on E-harmony so we can count your creepers- Trina


Me: I need pain meds!
Jenna: Just become a vacuum and suck them up off your floor.



Omegle convo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Heyy~
Stranger: whatcha doin?
You: Talking to a stranger O=
Stranger: Uh oh
Stranger: Is he asking u to get in his car?
Stranger: Cuz u shouldnt
You: Not even for candy or puppies?
Stranger: What kinda candy does he have?
You: M&Ms
You: Is it worth it?
Stranger: Hmmmmm
Stranger: Ask him if he has any jawbreakers?
You: He says he could get some
You: And winked at me
You: D:
Stranger: s**t
Stranger: run
Stranger: RUN
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: NOW
You: OKAYOKAY
Stranger: s**t I wasnt expecting him to come onto you so strong.
Stranger: Thats my bad.
Stranger: Keep RUNNING
You: I have to hide!
You: WHERE?
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: In those bushes over there.
Stranger: QUICK
You: -Ninja rolls into bushes-
You: Safe now?
Stranger: Stay perfectly still.
Stranger: His vision's based on movement.
Stranger: Can you see him from there?
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: Noo
Stranger: K yeah I think its safe then.
You: You saved my life 8'D
Stranger: Its all in a days work.
You: What's your name kind stranger?
Stranger: My name is Orpheus.
Stranger: Orpheus the do gooder
You: Like a super hero?
You: 8D
Stranger: super heros are mortal
Stranger: No I am much more than a super hero.
Stranger: I am a legend.
Stranger: I cannot be killed.
Stranger: I am a protector of the innocent and molester of the evil.
Stranger: I do good stuff.
You: XD
You: Like keep innocents away from creeper vans
You: Nice job~
Stranger: Spread the word. Tell all what you have witnessed here today.
You: I shall
Stranger: Be gone young stranger. And do be careful out there.
You: Thank you so much ;~;
You have disconnected.