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Darkjest
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 @ 04:56am
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Possibly Quitting WoW? point counter point!
I've had in my mind the thoughts and acknowledgments in my mind that I maybe have gone a little to far with the WoW. Today I was thinking it's a nice day to think about how quitting would affect me as a person.
1. Renewed powerful interest in freaky dirty nasty crazy aggressive sex. (I didn't have enough, if there is enough, quitting WoW will provide the extra 4 hours a night to indulge.)
2. Increase in social skills. (My first step is getting back into Gaia and I will eventually get out of the house and go play some pool with some co-workers or throw crazy parties where people have hard times keeping clothes on all night, interest should thrive from there.)
3. Boobs. (They aren't just on Night Elves)
4. Extended free time. (I've thought about this and the log in screen for wow, character log in and environment log in sucks about 5 minutes every 30 minutes. It will add to create an extra 4 hours a day which I can use to hone in my artistic skills, and finally fix my RX-7)
5. Hot Chicks. (If I get in shape with my extra time, the wife will provide more loving in even less clothes!)
6. Weight loss. (Okay this is where I am totally going to lose the battle here, but I am about to put a theory into action here, 2 - 2Liter bottles of soda is about 1000 calories that I am drinking a night and sitting in front of the computer, now if I instead drink water I will take that 5 calories I get from the ice and use them walking around in circles with nothing to do, it makes sense I might even take up that neighborhood walk I have been meaning to take. I'm 205 lbs right now and I hope to be back to 165 by the end of this year.)
Now I realize that I don't have any friends left on Gaia but Carrots, Rono, Ace, Jodo, Cyka, Dani, and anyone that has the rare chance of reading this give me some words of encouragement or discouragement, whatever you gotta do. I hope I will make a final decision soon.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 @ 04:37am
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Darkjest
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Darkjest
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 @ 06:59pm
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Medical Mystery Solved! Woot!
We'll my chest pain was getting pretty bad last month which is why I wasnt on much. After going to the ER the third time I finally got enough attention to fiqure everything out, and the funny part is, that it was on a hunch. The doctors kept thinking it was GERD or Gastric Reflux but it ended up being Gall Stones, verdict is out which is worse anyway, 2 weeks ago I had surgery removing my gall bladder and the big stones it had with it and I haven't had a relapse in pain yet! woot! We'll since I had a mandatory leave for a week, me and the wife decided it would be a good time to finally move out of the leaky apartment we had before and move into sometime bigger, Woot! Unfortunately I have been fighting to tell everyone of my move and the address change including all the INS people. I was able to use that time to do my taxes and if my wife is able to get an ITIN number (tax number for aliens, muhaha) I will get $2,160.00 back, another Woot! and finally I got some sitdown time with warcraft and the wife. It's been a good month for me, bring on February! (even though we are already in it lol)
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 @ 03:04am
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Darkjest
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Darkjest
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 @ 06:24pm
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Twas the Night before BC!
Twas the night before BC, and in World of Warcraft Not a creature would /stir, /sing, /dance, /silly, or /laugh The servers were hung, all instancing ceased In hopes the expansion would soon be released
The children were nustled all snug in their beds (Only orcs; no young tauren, trolls, or undeads) And I, in my warlord's gear, from PvP Had just trekked to the inn for some rested XP
When out by the bank there arose such dissent I wondered if Blizzard started a world event I went into cat form, to ensure my good health If demons were invading, I was gonna be stealthed
The moon didn't light up the boring old dirt (C'mon, some Ogrimmar snow couldn't hurt!) When what should I see, out there on the streets? Twas a musclebound orc, and a mess of elites!
He was giving out buffs, which were awesome but brief I knew in a moment it was the warchief Was he giving a quest, or was this an illusion? He started to /yell as we watched in confusion
"Come raiders, and twinkers, and casuals too! Come on PvPers, get out of your queue! To the top of the bank, to the top of the wall! You can dash, you can mount, you can even slowfall!"
He jumped on the mailbox, to give rise to himself I feared for a moment he'd become a night elf But he did not /dance, or remove all his gear So we all gathered round, and we lent him our ear
And then, on the bank, I heard from the roof The prancing of two dozen large tauren hoofs As I drew in my head, visions of taurens prancing I was distracted by a female elf dancing
She was dressed in all epics, from her helm to her rings They spat fire and did other impressive things A bundle of loot she had flung on her back And a two handed sword with a proc-cleave attack
Her eyes, how they twinkled! Her body, so thin! She had golden hair, and odd, peach-colored skin! Her droll little mouth was drawn up in a sneer, As if immune to poly, stunlock, root, and fear
We all drew our weapons, and I readied my claws I'd enjoy tasting elf blood dripping from my jaws But Thrall raised his hammer, and let out a fierce growl We all hesitated, hit by his piercing howl
"Her kind," he claimed, "are not our enemies! They don't hide in shadows, they don't even hug trees! They all hate alliance, and see them as noobs! Even if, like alliance, kids will stare at her... monitor tubes." *ahem*
But from out in the crowd, came a shout, "She's no ally! You can tell from her int-based plate she's a pally! Her hotbar has bubbles and hearthstones adjacent! You've brought us a target, we won't be complacent!"
"But you see," the elf said, her voice calm and malicious, "I may have found the light, but I find it delicious. We stole from their gods!" She screamed while she glowered. "To mock claims that shamans are so overpowered!"
"But where," I responded, "Did you get all your loot?" "My chestpiece has less stats than one of your boots!" She took out her hearthstone, and started to laugh, As she showed me that it was now set to Shattrath
"I got them in Outland, just as you will. In a month your new set is as useless as twill. The Blasted Lands is where to bring this Horde You know, when you levelled, that zone you ignored?"
"It's a land of new quests, and wonderous gifts, Of casual conent, and paradigm shifts. So come to the portal, if you'll continue playing, And take on 'You are not prepared!' as your saying!"
She bubbled and hearthed, in true pally fashion, But in her wake I had found a new passion In this new land I'd find epic apparel Perhaps I would even find something for feral!
Thrall raised his hammer, and looked nearly immortal Then he jumped on his mount and rode for the Dark Portal But I heard him exclaim, as we rode to our fate "I hope when we get there, it will be release date!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 02:11am
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Happy Bday to me....
Normally I have pretty lame birthday parties, well this year I think topped the list, out of such things as working 16 hours. then cleaning a kitchen for 4 hours... yeah this one topped it. What happened you may ask? We'll I had to be admitted to the hospital cause I could not breath enough air to drive to pick up my pizza for my party, my severe chest pain came back in just enough time to take all the fun out of the day. It turns out that I am producing too much acid in my stomache and it is burning out my esaphagus, so I had 2 problems instead of one, the lack of breathing was just a side effect as well as the chest pain. The hospital made me drink some green stuff that was like a numbzit kinda thing and the pain was all in my stomache so they sent me home after about 4 hours. Now here's the killer, I can't eat without throwing up. I cannot drink milk, alcohol, anything with citric acid or anything with caffine(if anyone knows me they know that's all I can stand to drink) and I can't eat anything with flavor, I'm limited too plain white rice, toast, banana's and soups. Go me and on top of this I still got the stomache pain....booo! Only cool thing was that it was my first time I got to have my bday with my wife and that made it alot less annoying heart
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Darkjest
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Darkjest
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 04:36am
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 @ 03:04am
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Darkjest
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Darkjest
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 @ 03:24am
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