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Possibly Quitting WoW? point counter point!
I've had in my mind the thoughts and acknowledgments in my mind that I maybe have gone a little to far with the WoW. Today I was thinking it's a nice day to think about how quitting would affect me as a person.

1. Renewed powerful interest in freaky dirty nasty crazy aggressive sex.
(I didn't have enough, if there is enough, quitting WoW will provide the extra 4 hours a night to indulge.)

2. Increase in social skills.
(My first step is getting back into Gaia and I will eventually get out of the house and go play some pool with some co-workers or throw crazy parties where people have hard times keeping clothes on all night, interest should thrive from there.)

3. Boobs.
(They aren't just on Night Elves)

4. Extended free time.
(I've thought about this and the log in screen for wow, character log in and environment log in sucks about 5 minutes every 30 minutes. It will add to create an extra 4 hours a day which I can use to hone in my artistic skills, and finally fix my RX-7)

5. Hot Chicks.
(If I get in shape with my extra time, the wife will provide more loving in even less clothes!)

6. Weight loss.
(Okay this is where I am totally going to lose the battle here, but I am about to put a theory into action here, 2 - 2Liter bottles of soda is about 1000 calories that I am drinking a night and sitting in front of the computer, now if I instead drink water I will take that 5 calories I get from the ice and use them walking around in circles with nothing to do, it makes sense I might even take up that neighborhood walk I have been meaning to take. I'm 205 lbs right now and I hope to be back to 165 by the end of this year.)

Now I realize that I don't have any friends left on Gaia but Carrots, Rono, Ace, Jodo, Cyka, Dani, and anyone that has the rare chance of reading this give me some words of encouragement or discouragement, whatever you gotta do. I hope I will make a final decision soon.




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New News I Suppose
Not alot going on just prepping for work and the big V-day! Looks to be as if one of my wife's friends will actually beat Jodo out to my place lol she is scheduled to witness our fourth of july(she is from Germany), so that'll be cool, I was thinking of going to montana after she leaves maybe Yellowstone Park, it's cool there, anyway I dont have much so I'm just rubbing it in Craigs face.... btw Jodo how you liking the snow? heard you got 7 ft over there.



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Medical Mystery Solved! Woot!
We'll my chest pain was getting pretty bad last month which is why I wasnt on much. After going to the ER the third time I finally got enough attention to fiqure everything out, and the funny part is, that it was on a hunch. The doctors kept thinking it was GERD or Gastric Reflux but it ended up being Gall Stones, verdict is out which is worse anyway, 2 weeks ago I had surgery removing my gall bladder and the big stones it had with it and I haven't had a relapse in pain yet! woot! We'll since I had a mandatory leave for a week, me and the wife decided it would be a good time to finally move out of the leaky apartment we had before and move into sometime bigger, Woot! Unfortunately I have been fighting to tell everyone of my move and the address change including all the INS people. I was able to use that time to do my taxes and if my wife is able to get an ITIN number (tax number for aliens, muhaha) I will get $2,160.00 back, another Woot! and finally I got some sitdown time with warcraft and the wife. It's been a good month for me, bring on February! (even though we are already in it lol)




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Happy Holidays to Everyone
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Twas the Night before BC!
Twas the night before BC, and in World of Warcraft
Not a creature would /stir, /sing, /dance, /silly, or /laugh
The servers were hung, all instancing ceased
In hopes the expansion would soon be released

The children were nustled all snug in their beds
(Only orcs; no young tauren, trolls, or undeads)
And I, in my warlord's gear, from PvP
Had just trekked to the inn for some rested XP

When out by the bank there arose such dissent
I wondered if Blizzard started a world event
I went into cat form, to ensure my good health
If demons were invading, I was gonna be stealthed

The moon didn't light up the boring old dirt
(C'mon, some Ogrimmar snow couldn't hurt!)
When what should I see, out there on the streets?
Twas a musclebound orc, and a mess of elites!

He was giving out buffs, which were awesome but brief
I knew in a moment it was the warchief
Was he giving a quest, or was this an illusion?
He started to /yell as we watched in confusion

"Come raiders, and twinkers, and casuals too!
Come on PvPers, get out of your queue!
To the top of the bank, to the top of the wall!
You can dash, you can mount, you can even slowfall!"

He jumped on the mailbox, to give rise to himself
I feared for a moment he'd become a night elf
But he did not /dance, or remove all his gear
So we all gathered round, and we lent him our ear

And then, on the bank, I heard from the roof
The prancing of two dozen large tauren hoofs
As I drew in my head, visions of taurens prancing
I was distracted by a female elf dancing

She was dressed in all epics, from her helm to her rings
They spat fire and did other impressive things
A bundle of loot she had flung on her back
And a two handed sword with a proc-cleave attack

Her eyes, how they twinkled! Her body, so thin!
She had golden hair, and odd, peach-colored skin!
Her droll little mouth was drawn up in a sneer,
As if immune to poly, stunlock, root, and fear

We all drew our weapons, and I readied my claws
I'd enjoy tasting elf blood dripping from my jaws
But Thrall raised his hammer, and let out a fierce growl
We all hesitated, hit by his piercing howl

"Her kind," he claimed, "are not our enemies!
They don't hide in shadows, they don't even hug trees!
They all hate alliance, and see them as noobs!
Even if, like alliance, kids will stare at her... monitor tubes." *ahem*

But from out in the crowd, came a shout, "She's no ally!
You can tell from her int-based plate she's a pally!
Her hotbar has bubbles and hearthstones adjacent!
You've brought us a target, we won't be complacent!"

"But you see," the elf said, her voice calm and malicious,
"I may have found the light, but I find it delicious.
We stole from their gods!" She screamed while she glowered.
"To mock claims that shamans are so overpowered!"

"But where," I responded, "Did you get all your loot?"
"My chestpiece has less stats than one of your boots!"
She took out her hearthstone, and started to laugh,
As she showed me that it was now set to Shattrath

"I got them in Outland, just as you will.
In a month your new set is as useless as twill.
The Blasted Lands is where to bring this Horde
You know, when you levelled, that zone you ignored?"

"It's a land of new quests, and wonderous gifts,
Of casual conent, and paradigm shifts.
So come to the portal, if you'll continue playing,
And take on 'You are not prepared!' as your saying!"

She bubbled and hearthed, in true pally fashion,
But in her wake I had found a new passion
In this new land I'd find epic apparel
Perhaps I would even find something for feral!

Thrall raised his hammer, and looked nearly immortal
Then he jumped on his mount and rode for the Dark Portal
But I heard him exclaim, as we rode to our fate
"I hope when we get there, it will be release date!"




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Happy Bday to me....
Normally I have pretty lame birthday parties, well this year I think topped the list, out of such things as working 16 hours. then cleaning a kitchen for 4 hours... yeah this one topped it. What happened you may ask? We'll I had to be admitted to the hospital cause I could not breath enough air to drive to pick up my pizza for my party, my severe chest pain came back in just enough time to take all the fun out of the day. It turns out that I am producing too much acid in my stomache and it is burning out my esaphagus, so I had 2 problems instead of one, the lack of breathing was just a side effect as well as the chest pain. The hospital made me drink some green stuff that was like a numbzit kinda thing and the pain was all in my stomache so they sent me home after about 4 hours. Now here's the killer, I can't eat without throwing up. I cannot drink milk, alcohol, anything with citric acid or anything with caffine(if anyone knows me they know that's all I can stand to drink) and I can't eat anything with flavor, I'm limited too plain white rice, toast, banana's and soups. Go me and on top of this I still got the stomache pain....booo! Only cool thing was that it was my first time I got to have my bday with my wife and that made it alot less annoying heart



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Nothing new
It's going to be a long week, I had alot of accidents happen in one day, the biggest being in front of my boss and my bosses bosses boss. not to mention that I have to work through the weekend on 10 hour work days and right on through to wednesday before Turkeyday. I'm glad to hear that you got a job Jodo, gratz on that wink seems my bday is coming up quite quickly this year and I dont know what to do for it. wine and cheese perhaps? cheese_whine




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Teekay
My Priest Teekay is about to hit lvl 60 on the Perenolde server, it will be my second lvl 60 character on the server. My guild has run me through all the fun stuff and I'm hoping to have Onyxia and MC attunement by the end of the week. Jodo is no longer on my server so I can't hook him up with good stuff like I used too. Nor at the same time play with him. Xaiver (our friend Carl) even logged in from Japan the other day, but it sounds like he wants to play with Jodo so I might be the only one left on my server....booo.

It's Flooding here in Washington, as a matter of fact yesterday it rained in my apartment(yes I said in) apparently the roof is still leaking. wahmbulance but since I dont got much else to say but my Bday is in less then a month, my wife wants to surprise me with something but I dunno if she'll be able to pull it off. Maybe I should get a poll going 3nodding



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WOW with Jodo
Well I'm getting to the point where my wow characters are getting maxed out and I've been looking for a new or low population server but I dont know I'd like to get in where there's no one there but even the servers that I picked for a random chance in the past are either meduim or high already sad boo... so I've been trying to get a night elf Druid on Jodo's Medivh server but it's not working as good cause the server is always full....booo....




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