The Great Chase
It was just a regular day at the Black Order when suddenly some guy holding chicken legs went up to Kanda during lunch, and we all know that's a bad idea. "Hey want some chicken??" Chicken Dude asked.
"No. Now go away," Kanda just went back to his lunch.
"C'mon man! You can eat it for lunch!" an anger vein could be seen on Kanda's head.
"Don't you know what "no" means? And I already have a lunch," he said pointing to his soba.
Kanda was once again interrupted when Music started to play and Chicken Dude started dancing in front of him. More anger veins appeared on his head. Kanda took out Mugen and slashed at Chicken Dude. ".....CHICKEN ATTACK! HAH!!!" Chicken Dude reached into his coat to take out chicken legs and threw it at Kanda.
The chicken landed on Kanda's face and slowly slid down his face, until it fell to the ground. "......YOU. ARE. DEAD!" he yelled.
With Mugen still in his hand he started to chase Chicken Dude. They passed by Allen and Lavi when they were their Lotus Warriors mato, "WE FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES, (Kanda's) LOTUS, AND TRUUUUEEEE LOOOOVVVEEEE!!!!!!!" Kanda slashed the badges that were on their coats as he passed by.
"Hey! Get back here! You owe us new badges!!!!!" the pair yelled, running for Kanda.
They were running for a few minutes, until all of them passed Komui who was holding a folder that said "mission" on it. "Wait!!! I need you guys on a mission!!!" now he was in the chase.
"HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!! YOU HAVE PAPER WORK TO DO!!!!!!!" Yelled all the members of the science division, while running after Komui.
A random person watching this would be able to see Sir Komurin come from behind a corner and start to run behind the science division. Krory shoutes, "Over there! It's the Komurin!!! Let's kill that evil robot!!!!" all of the other exorcists agreed and started to chase after Sir Komurin.
For some reason the Noah were in the order during this whole ordeal. everyone passed them without stopping. Tyki and Road saw the exorcists at the end and yelled, "There's the exorcist!!! Kill them all!!!!!!" they chased them.
The Marshals heard all of the commotion and saw the Noah at the end of the line. "It's the Noah!! get them!!!!" now they were chasing the Noah.
All the way in the back was the fatass Millennium Earl, who couldn't keep up with his family because he was fat. "W-wait for me guys!!! I'm not that fast!!" the earl yelled.
HH with his super duper hearing could hear the commotion at the order all the way from school, so with his super teleporting powers he teleported to the order. He saw people running, holding weapons, and someone holding food. He chased after them. "Hey no running!!!! Why do they have weapons, and why does he have chicken legs?! I'm giving all of you detention!!!!" he yelled while holding a pad of detentions and a pencil.
AND THAT CONCLUDES THE GREAT CHASE.
 sakura-chan035 · Thu Mar 24, 2011 @ 07:00am · 0 Comments |
