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alis in wonderland on August 10, 2005
 alis in wonderland · Thu Mar 23, 2006 @ 03:21am · 1 Comments |
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I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy once. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore." But I was too busy mumbling, "there ain't no way that's gonna hit him."...I hit a guy in one. What's par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an a*****e.
Once I saw this wino who was eating grapes, and I said, "Dude, you have to wait".
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work...
Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kinda like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one ******** complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a b***h. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck ********. The last payment must be made in wampum.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an escalator "Temporarily Out of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs... Sorry for the inconvenience ... We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
alis in wonderland · Sun Aug 14, 2005 @ 11:09pm · 0 Comments |
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I got my first pink giftbox today! heart
alis in wonderland · Sun Aug 07, 2005 @ 03:19am · 0 Comments |
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So far, I've gotten two random PMs complementing my avatar. heart
alis in wonderland · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 11:56pm · 0 Comments |
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jsut in case it gets deleted again. stare
<center> </center>
The last thread was shut down due to a ... misunderstanding, so this is the new one!
I'm sorry it's kinda messy wink I'll get it all organized soon enough. Feel free to go
ahead and place an order. 3nodding
<center> </center>
Bumps:
Bumpers loved! heart Frequent bumpers may get discounts or free stuff!
Updates:
May 28, 2005 - Today is my birthday!!
May 27, 2005 - Changed the QB policy - Updates are free. B-day tomorrow!
May 25, 2005 - Added the Questbar sub-store. Birthday in THREE days!!
May 24, 2005 - Chalkboards!
May 22, 2005 - New Shop!
Rules
Do not steal
Be polite
Use the form
Send trade when you post order
Wait a few minutes between bumps
How to Order
When you find something you want, make note of what it says to specify. It'll say "Specify:
blah blah blah" On the order form, it'll say "Specifications: ". Just fill it in over there. I figured
it would be easier than making forms for every item. wink Please use the forms and post your order
in the thread. Send the trade as soon as you place your order and I will PM you with the finished
graphic as soon as possible. 3nodding
<center> Specials:
Note: These are just samples. The finished product will be better quality graphics.
Form:
[color=green][b]Special Order:[/b][/color]
Product Code:
Qty:
Specifications:
Anything Else:
Total: </center>
<center> Lettering:
Note: These are just samples. The finished product will be better quality.
Add-Ons:
These can be added to (almost) any of the above text styles
Shine :: 50g
Click for a cooler example of the shine add-on
Fade :: 25g
Twirl :: 75g
Click for a cooler example of the twirl add-on</center>
Form:
[color=green][b]Lettering:[/b][/color]
Product Code:
Add-On: (opt.)
Specifications:
Text: (what you want it to say)
Secondary Text: (opt.)
Anything Else: (opt.)
Total:
<center>Custom Banners:
 
 
 
</center>
Mini: 175g (88x31px unless otherwise specified)
Animated: 250g
Reg: 350g
Animated: 450
Form:[color=green][b]Banner Order:[/b][/color]
Size: mini/reg
Animated: y/n
Description:
<center>Questbars:
A sorta store-within-a-store
Questing for an item? Want a spiffy bar to track your progress? Buy a Questbar! Cheap, easy to update, and really spiffy-looking. 3nodding
</center>
updating your questbar
Note: Updates are free, now!
Post in this thread saying how much you want the bar changed to. I'll update it as soon as I can. If you change your avatar's clothes, I'll change the quest bar accordingly.
prices/examples:
A Previous Customer's Questbar
form:
[See guide image below]
Username:
Questing for: (green arrow)
--How much the item costs:
--How much you have:
Bar type: standard/mini/multiple
Bar color: (yellow arrow)
Inside color: (red arrow) To use a picture for the inside, provide link
Second inside color: (pink arrow) To use a picture for the inside, provide link
Avatar on bar: y/n
(If yes) border? Border color?: y/n, (orange arrow)
Text: ("example" wink
Anything else:
Questions? See example order
In Progress:
1. [open]
2. [open]
3. [open]
Banners:
[url=http://tinyurl.com/dspnv][img]http://tinyurl.com/72ukt[/img][/url]
[url=http://tinyurl.com/dspnv][img]http://tinyurl.com/79s5v[/img][/url]
 [url=http://tinyurl.com/dspnv][img]http://tinyurl.com/9v745[/img][/url]
Affiliates:
Let me know if you want to be an affiliate. I'll link you up. 3nodding
Wonderland Customers
demonic gal
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Riserneo
Rhea Unit 500
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The.Sparkling.Diamond heart
Instructions How to Put Your Graphic in Your Signature:
[Do not PM me asking how to put your picture in you sig when I have instructions right here!!!]
1) right click on the picture and click "Save Image As" It's toward the bottom. Save it somewhere, like your Pictures folder
2) Open an account on www.photobucket.com or something similar (imageshack, photodump, etc.)
3) Upload the picture from where you saved it on your computer
4) Copy the link. (it'll look something like http://www.blahblah.com/image.jpg )
5) Click on the Profile thing at underneath your avatar. Click Edit Profile
6) Scroll down to the Signature section and put in the code just like this: [img]http://www.blahblah.com/image.jpg[/img]
alis in wonderland · Tue May 31, 2005 @ 04:00am · 0 Comments |
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