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What Has the World Come To?
Hello, welcome to What Has the World Come To? My name is Purple Milk. This is like a new CBS but better! My single goal is to show what the hell the world has come to. Some of the information is helpful, like the health tips! Others are down right wacky. Even some serious facts about the 'war' in Iraq are here!
Today is Thursday 14th; I will be giving you today's news. Let’s start with the more serious stuff.
Milestone: Over 3800 U.S. Soldiers Dead in Iraq. Yeah, that means that 3800 Moms, Dads, sons, daughters, cousins, family, friends, have died for lies.
I would like to say this, pause for a Moment of Silence for civilians who have died as a direct result of Coalition Military Actions since January 2003 in Iraq.
Some more serious related news. I feel like some people aren’t getting the education they need, so I am here to inform you things going on within the United States.
Students across the United States have possibly heard of the Moment of Silence in schools. You know the minute or less they say you can use for PRAYER or “reflect on the upcoming day”. One thing, how the hell can I reflect on a whole damn day in ten seconds? OK, so before this new school year there was a part in the school’s laws that said, “You MAY have a moment of silence.” Now it is, “you MUST have a moment of silence”.
“The court finds that the Commonwealth's daily observance of one minute of silence act is constitutional. The act was enacted for a secular purpose, does not advance or inhibit religion, nor is there excessive entanglement with religion...Students may think as they wish -- and this thinking can be purely religious in nature or purely secular in nature. All that is required is that they sit silently."
You heard me; some places will have the Moment of Silence even longer. In Illinois there is another case with a girl SUEING her school. They decided it was unconstitutional and that district wouldn’t need to do it anymore or something like that. So in different states, different laws.
One little fact, did you know that federalism means the division of power between the federal government and the state’s government? Well you do now!
I have finished with my more serious things. On to stupid things! Yay!
OK, the truth is, I laughed out loud when I saw this.
"Paging Dr. Jay: An online physician moves medical care out of the ER and into the IM."
Hmm, is he reliable? Naw, I'll trust him! Har har har, I prefer a doctor I can see in face, not a lame man who is in debt.
Well this world is full of idiots.
"Lohan freed after 84 minutes in jail." Wait, wasn't she the girl who crashed her car into a tree? Also, isn't she the person who got high on more than one occasion. The sad thing is, so many people look up to her. I personally look DOWN on her. Well besides my height. This woman is INSANE! Hullo! I'm not even that insane, I also heard she got a mug shot. Never looking up to her ever again!
"Antonio Banderas, while shooting a film in Bulgaria, says "I would like to be a woman." Can you say INSANE? OK, being a woman is awesome, but truly think. No offence to men, we live through a week of bleeding every month! What do you guys go through? A little bit of lost ego after 'wetting the bed'. I didn't look into this, I was too shocked. OK men, we know you are extreamly sad that you weren't born women but hey! Men can be cool when they think.
I think this is the most stupid thing ever!
Today's Top Searches
Building Implosion
Marvel Comics
Michael Jordan
Assassin's Creed
Jorja Fox
Heidi Klum
Vietnam Veterans...
Celine Dion
Nigella Lawson
Cy Young Award
Some of it's good, well not good, but you get my meaning. BUILDING IMPLOSION!?!!? HELLO WORLD THIS IS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE BECOME TERRORISTS! Lord!
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
And today's two health fact! I thought that Americans are getting on the chubby side, I'll include two.
For starters keep the foods out of your house that you didn't want to eat. When you go buy groceries leave the junk at the store. I find it very helpful to not shop while you are starving or depressed (I know the later may not be as controllable). However, if your partner just broke up with you, or you just got fired, maybe it's not a great idea to go food shopping right at that moment.
Tip Numero Dos!
What's the magic word? Water. Okay, if you love a cup of java in the morning, then get it. Try to avoid all the extras with it, and if you're looking for a pick-me-up in the middle of the day, have an unsweetened green tea instead of a soda or energy drink.
Have a good day world! Tune in possibly next week for more "What Has the World Come To?"
Warning: I will not be here from this Saturday to around NEXT Saturday!
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