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this was better with the pics...it made me smile a lot


creepy Susie

there was something a little creepy about Susie...

perhaps it was her collection of dead rats and chickens.

or maybe it was that she never smiled,

unless she was holding something slimy.

the rest of Susie's family was perfectly normal.

except for her father, who was a midget albino cross dresser.

it came to pass that one day Eric Twinklebutt developed a schoolboy crush on Susie.

she did not know what to do....

so she ignored him.

Susie's v****a tingled at the thought of Eric Twinklebutt but she still did not know what to do.

she read one of those romance novels but she threw up.

....Susie went to see her great-great-great-grandmother Ruby.

....to ask for advice on boys

but great-great-great-grandmother Ruby was no help at all because she'd been dead for a long long time.

so Susie decided to take care of the problem. (she killed him and smiled as she held his brain)

i loved that...so much.