Dean Koontz Crusing away from the chruch, I phoned P. Oswald Boone, he of the four hundred pounds and the six-fingered left hand. Little Ozzie anwsered on the second ring. "Odd, my beautiful cow exploded." "Exploded?" "Boom," said Little Ozzie. "One minute all is right with the world, and the next minute your fabulous cow is blown to bits."
Thus is the way of this obscure collection of poor spelling and grammerical errors I call my journal. Here you'll find lots of explosive cows, pidgeons, and maybe a beaver. Enjoy. And try not to lose your head.
heart Favorite Authors & Artists heart Dean KoontzHe PWNs you all. Ray BradburyAuthor of Ferignheight 451 and master of the really really really really really really really long sentence. Orson Scott CardThe Third terd. Jhonen VazquezNeed I say more? I have touched his hand. Kneel before my greatness. heart Favorite Books & Movies heart Odd ThomasOddie, I will love thee forever. Ender's GameBest Aliens EVER.The Martian ChroniclesAwsome beyond words. HolesThe book, not the movie. Jurassic ParkThe movie, not the book. DinotopiaThe illustrated children's books. The Last Unicorn & Flight of DragonsIf you've heard of these movies, brownie point for you. If you've seen these movies, hugs for you. The Lion KingI know all the words to all the songs. Star Wars Episode: VI, V, and VIDarth Vader means Dark Father in Germen.
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