A mouse and a squirrel meet in the woods.
"Hello Mouse, its nice to see you today," says the squirrel.
The mouse only sighs.
Concerned, the squirrel cocks her head and says to the mouse, "Mouse, dear, what's the matter?"
The mouse replies, "Its almost winter, but I haven't stored any food for the frost! I don't know what I'm going to do."
With a cheerful grin the squrirel anwsers, "I'd be happy to share my acorns with you. How many would you like?"
The mouse looks the squirrel in the eyes. "Do you have any pan roasted turkey? Not the kind in the case, that's old turkey. I don't like old turkey. Can I get some fresh?"
The squirrel just stares. Its then that she realizes she's actually working in customer service at Vons.
Sergeant Sargent · Tue Aug 16, 2005 @ 09:58pm · 0 Comments |