(This reslly did happen a year or so before)
Flare: *walking around the school yard* god free period gets boring at the end of the year
Shade: *walks up* Hi Flare!
Flare: hm? Hi shade. Need to borrow my eye liner again? *starts digging through purse*
Shade: No buuuuut I have some questions
Flare: *stops* okay shoot
Shade: how are babys made?
Flare: you already know Shade stare
Shade: buuuuut i want to hear it from you since your sooooo smart and everything!
Flare: your bored aren't you?
Shade: nooooo I just want to leeeeeeearn
Flare: During intercourse, sex, ********, whatever the hell you want to call sperm is released if it fertilizes a females egg the egg will develop into a fetus or unborn baby inside the mother. The unborn baby will feed off the mothers body like a leech. After 9 months or so the baby will be born.
Shade: and what is sex? 3nodding
Flare: go watch a porno
Shade: is that my homework? 3nodding
Flare: Uh ya sure
Shade: yay!
Flare: is that it?
Shade: yup *walks away*
Flare: phew!
Shade: *runs back* wait I got another question!
Flare: what now?
Shade: whats this word ya....yio.....yoia?
Flare: you mean yaoi?
Shade: ya that word!
Flare: guy on guy
Shade: ew!!!
Flare: yup
Shade: whats this word yu...yruio.....yuro!
Flare: you mean yuri?
Shade: ya!
Flare: girl on girl
Shade: do you like yuri? 3nodding
Flare: stressed *punch*
Shade: *goes flying* it was worth it!
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