CAUTION
Before you enter the band room, where the band class students are present, please know the following:
1. The trombonists like to glomp
2. The brass section will ask you to donate to spartan hobos,[please do.]
3. Bring earplugs to any birthday party with band-geeks present
4. Bring SHINEY nickels to any location with band-geeks from my school present...
[we also acept debit cards & checks]
5. Do NOT give trombonists umbrellas with colorful designs; They WILL strip-pole dance with it
6. Take the phrase 'Band-geeks gone wild' seriously. [No joke]
7. If you see a band-geek with candy/sugar of anykind...
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
8. Be careful around the percussion section,
They WILL pick-pocket you
9. If you see anyone hugging the following;
walls, poles, trees, dead trees, street lights, posts, cars that are still on the road;
they're band-geeks from my school
10. The wood-winds have brass-buns, they don't mind if you tease
11. Band-geeks WILL sing the alphebet to remember how to organize things alphebetically
12. Band-geeks use their finger to do math, daily
13.Band-geeks are bi-langual
~Trombones can speak dolphin
~Euphoniums can speak Narwhale
~Flutes speak cat
~Clarinets speak penny [not kidding we do!]
14. Trumpets are perverted retards. period.
15. Trombonists like to play star wars for no reason.
16. The band-geeks from my school worship a magical flying gummi-bear, your doesn't, we're special =D
17. Trombonists like to get stuck in trees right after being told they're going to get stuck in a tree
18. If you hear a trombonists from the clermont school saying his chicken is pretty, it's Ben Russel
19. The number of band-geeks that have hugged trees/wall is endless
20. Oboes are white & nerdy. [An example is Tanner >D]
21. When ever you hear a band-geek saying 'rawr' they mean 'i love you', but only in dinosaur
22. All band-geeks are clumsy. Realy.
23. In the band-room skittles are highly worshiped
24. On wacky-dress-up day, band-geeks will dress normaly
25. If any band-geek from my school says that their necks hurt...then they've been to Aimee's house
26. Sesame street in the band-geek world is holly wood for us
27. If any band-geek screams "SHOOOOOUUUUUSUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" they're from my school.
28. Flutes tend to be perverted at times, it's normal for them.
29. Okay ALL band-geeks are perverted.
30. If any band-geek from my school talks about a banana, they aren't talking about fruit. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
31. Band-geeks will make up words if they can't think of anything
32. Band-geeks would give up candy...but we're not quiters! >D
33. Thous shall not make other band-geeks carry others music stands
34. Please lead band geeks away from poleds when they are getting close
35. Band-geeks fight with doors on a daily basis
36. Flute's thumbs taste like chicken
37. Do not make band-geeks luagh while they're coughing (especialy spazzoids like Aimee)
38. Some band-geeks [cough-cough Justine cough] can't spell the word spazzatron.
39. Do not give japanese band-geeks apple cider
40. Band-geeks with realy long hair like to be models at times
41. Band-geeks that skate board usualy bruise like a banana
42. Band-geeks write & doodle music notes in their notebooks instead of hearts & stars
43. If you can't find a trombonist (or any other band-geek) at a parade then look for the black & green dorks playing yu-gi-oh with the little kids
44. Trombone-hat-dancing is a tradition started by Rachel
45. Clarinets are the hottest instrument out of the entire band (sure joanie)
46. Clarinets have creative minds
47. Wearing a bow-tie and tucking in your shirt and wearing glasses are traditional clothing
48. Flutes know japanese bands thatwill smash cake in each other's faces
49. Never eat before playing
50. Band geeks use our intruments as weapons
51. Reading your book during class is VERY disrespectful. . . .
52. Never give us chocolate (or else)
53. We believe in big foot (yes we're fans)
54. The instrument cases are alive, they've eaten things before!!! :'O
55. The number of times band-geeks have been hurt by either being clumsy or hit by their cases is larger than the number of minuted they've practiced
56. When you hear someone in or around the band room scream "SAGA IS SMEXII!!" they are j-rock band-geeks
57. Band-geeks like to chase people with chairs
58. Band-geeks like penguins. Period.
59. If a band-geek hurts you with their case it's probably purposely.
60. The only reason you would cry becuase of a band geek is most likely becuase they made you luagh too hard.
61. The kind of hugs known to cuase the most damage is band-geek glomps
62. Please yell 'BAND-GEEK!!!' when you see someone hugging a wall.
63. Don't yell 'FREAKS!!!' when you see them hugging walls, it only encourages them to do more.
64. Trombonists dreams are very odd.
65. Sleepy-spazzy-Band-geeks are not good
66.Never leave band geeks alone for too long, something will break
67. The official animal of southrn band-geek land is the gummy bear
68. It is a band geek rule to sing "Numma Numma" when you first enter a house and you're sure no one is in it.
69. When a flute says 'ALICE NINE JUST RELEASED A NEW ALBUM!!!' a trombonist will mistake it for 'BAT-MAN HAS GILLS!!!'
70. If a band-geek does not answer you even if you yell their name several times, we are not being rude, the trumpets just make us deft.
71. If you see a girl band-geek lick her instrument, she is a Saga fan-girl
72. When you see a band-geek luagh maniac-idiot do not question them.
73. Japanese band-geek trombonists are toe molesters (cough-cough andy cough-cough)
74.Band-geeks are ninjas in disguise.
75. Band geeks when giving hand-shakes can hurt their elbows (it takes skill to do that!)
76. Hippie clarinetists eat small children
77. Often band-geeks impersonate the pwer-puff girls.
78. Band-geeks tend to get random objects stuck in their eyes.
79. Trombonists on trombone-grease are VERY spazzy. And rather scary.
80. Band-geeks have an obsession over pop-tarts (and waffles!!!)
81. Music stands are not for pole-dancing
(cough cough wesley cough cough)
82. Band-geeks give VERY random information (ex; sponge-bob & edwardo are the same voice)
83. Band-geek dominoes= music stands
84. Flutists sometimes act like Japanese weather forecasters
85. Squidward is an embarrassment to thr clarinet society
86. Trombonists have mad skillz in making band-geek jokes
87. Band-geeks have a lot of random dance-offs
88. Band-geeks have totaly awesome socks
89. Band-geeks randomly scream "FOR NARNIA!!!" and charge.
90. A band-geek created the word pockai (plural form of poky)
91. Band-geeks develpo random holidays for themselves and some friends
92. Band-geeks fall with out warning
93. Band-geeks randomly break into song
(We should have our own musical!)
94. Tenor saxophones tend to hurt themselves with their reed.
95. When band-geeks are sneaking around they play Pink panther (mainly clarinets)
96. When band-geeks run in slow motion other band-geeks play Chariots of Fire and vise versa
97. Band-geeks tend to hurt themselves. . . . quite abit actualy
98. Band-geeks will yell at each other indiferent languages; even if the other doesn't understand.
99. Band-geeks describe their spit as UFOs
100. Band-geeks will make 100 or more band-geek precuations and rules all based off of true stories.
Created by Jenney Gomez
(fellow trombone)
and Aimee Bangle
(fellow flute)
with great help from fellow band-geeks
(fellow trombone)
and Aimee Bangle
(fellow flute)
with great help from fellow band-geeks
