Caution
My friends from the west have also added to this list.Before entering band-rooms from the western part of the U.S, know this;
1. Don't mess with the love of their lives, they will sick the entire band at you.
2. Same goes for teachers; if a teacher hears trumpets playing a war song, they're coming to revenge one of the band-geeks you gave a 'F' to.
3. The boys will roll around in glitter to impress their twilight loving girlfriends.
4. The male band-geeks will roll down their windows and sing the song 'chocolate disco' by perfume over and over
5. If you see any western band-geek wearing a onion ring on their fingers, it means they're taken
6. The trombonists chase after random firetrucks if santa claus is riding it
7. As for the southern band-geeks the western ones are bi-langual also,
~trombonists speak porpoise
~flutes speak squirrel
~clarinets speak euphonium
~euphoniums speak clarinet
~ violins speak mouse
~cellos speak chubaka
~trumpets speak motocycle
~drums speak pork latin
8. Ramen & pocky is worshiped in the band-room
9. The western band-geeks know how to make artificial snowmen....Be afraid
10. If you see two band-geek elves infront of a ginger-bread style house...it's the kuyomoto family
11. The people you see racing each other in shopping carts are band-geeks.
12. Normal people will tell you 'don't worry, you're better off with out him.' when you break up, but band-geeks are the people who prank call him at 1 AM making chicken noise.
13. Every one has a wild side...band-geeks just prefer to make theirs public.
14. The high school band-geeks get high off of scratch & sniff stickers.
15. Normal people luagh at band-geeks becuase they're retards. Band-geeks luagh at them becuase they just figured that out.
16. Band-geeks are the kind of people who get hit by parked cars.
17. A friend ship promise in the band-geek world is: I pinky promise that in fiftey years, we're gonna be the besties racing each other in the nursing home.
18. Band-geeks don't let each other do stupid things....alone.
19. Normal people hold the umbrella for you when it's raining, band-geeks would grab your umbrella and run screaming 'DANCE MORON DANCE!'
20. When people don't luagh at our jokes, its not a 'you had to be there' thin, it's a 'you have to be mentaly retarded like us' thing.
21. We're the ones singing 'toxic' by blowsight over and over while dancing to it!
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