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Yea, I know I've already posted a part of it on here, but that was from volume three and this is from the original! Enjoy! ^-^
Lena-(pops out of no where with a microphone in her hand) Heeeeellooo! And welcome tooo.....
Everyone-The Randomness Show!!!
Lena- I'm Lena-chan and this is Bri & LC! (Bri & LC wave)
Lena- Today for our Randomness show we are...doing questions!
(Lena turns to LC first)
Lena- Ok LC, what do you put in waffles?
LC- Um, the internet?
Lena- Um no sorry, but very close! (turns to Bri) Ok Bri, what do you put in waffles?
Bri- (right away) Peanut Butter! Because its the solution to everything in the universe!^^
Lena- Sorry, no, but very close. God, both of you are stupid!
Bri- Fine then Lena, what is the answer?
Lena- Um (thinks for a second) The refrigerator! Ok that's all for today's Randomness Show! This is Lena saying to get your waffles and Tonzura Koite!
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Lena- (pops out with microphone) Heeelloo again! Welcome to...
Everyone- The Randomness Show!
Lena- Today we have 4 very, actually, 2 very special guests, and 2 other ones.
LC- Hey!
Lena- Truth hurts, don't it?
LC- ...
Lena- Anyway! Our first guest for today is Phantom Thief, Dark Mousy!
Bri- (pulls Dark from another room and sits him in a chair)
Lena- (really close to Dark) So Dark, what makes you so attractive and unable to resist?
Dark- (still dazed) Where am I?
Bri- You're on the Randomness Show!
Lena- (holds mic up to Dark) Answer the question please ^^
Dark- Um...
Bri- Well, at least make a comment...
Dark- Um..All the women shall belong to me!
Lena- (pushes Dark out of the door) Ok, bye bye! Bri, next person!
Bri- (grabs someone from another room and drags him in)
Lena- Kyo Sohma!
Bri- Ok Kyo, same question as Dark. What makes you so attractive and unable to resist?
Kyo- Where the hell am I?
Lena- The Randomness Show! ^^
Bri- Answer! (pushes mic to Kyo)
Kyo- Um, I don't know...
Lena- How do you respond to the saying, "God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made Kyo (Bri and Lena saying it together) So damn sexy!"
Bri- I made it up!
Lena- So, I helped you spread it!
Kyo- What the hell are you talking about?
Bri- Can I hug you?
Kyo- No, why?
Bri- So you turn into a kitty ^^
Kyo- HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Lena- (pushes Kyo out of the room) That would have gotten complicated...
Bri- Sowwie
Lena- Ok, next person, Harry Potter!
(Everyone but LC is silent)
LC- OMG!
Bri- (pushes Harry out the door) Ok, enough of that...
LC- HEY!
Lena- Next person, Johnny Depp!
(Only a few people scream)
LC- Yes Yes Yes! OMG!
Bri- (pats LC on back) Calm down Sarah...
Lena- (goes up to Johnny Depp) So Johnny boy, why are you so damn ugly in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
JD- What?
Bri- (pushes Depp out of the door and LC runs after him)
Lena- Okay, that's all for tonight! This is Lena saying "get your waffles and Tonzura Koite!!"
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(Bri is sitting on a couch, eating popcorn, watching Lena chase LC around in circle with a dead skunk carcass on a 5-foot-long pole)
Lena- HA! Submit to the smell of the dead skunk god Sarah!
LC- Hell no!
Lena- Then the god shall possess your body and you shall become ugly(-er)!
LC- Now you're calling me ugly?!
Lena- No...
LC- Liar! I'm stupid, but I'm not THAT stupid!
Bri- Wow Sarah!
LC- What?
Bri- You finally admitted your stupidity!
LC- Tch...Shut up! Both of you!
Lena- Or you'll do what?
Bri- Huh?
LC- (in a fake british accent) Or you can go to bloody hell and burn!
Bri- (snorts)...
Lena- (has her hands over her mouth)
(complete silence)(Bri and Lena burst out laughing at LC's fake accent)
LC- Don't laugh at me!
Bri- But we (laughs) can't help it Sarah!
Lena- (laughing) You're just too funny when you do that!
LC- I HATE YOU!!
(LC leaves to go lock herself in a bathroom stall somewhere. Lena and Bri continue to laugh)
(The next day)
LC- Hello friends!
Bri- I thought you hated us?
Lena- Me too
LC- Yea, but you guys are my only friends, so I have to come back because I don't wanna be alone
Lena- Aww...
Bri- Poor lint chick...
(Lena sits her in a chair while Bri pats her head)
Bri- Good puppy...
Lena- Now just stay there, and we'll be right back..
(Bri and Lena leave)
LC- Uh...Guys?
(no response)
LC- Where'd you guys go? Lena? Bri? Hello?
(Bri and Lena snicker from behind the couch)
Lena- That was so easy to pull of!
(End)
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Kyo- What is the point of this anyway?
Lena- Like Bri said, you're here for our entertainment
Yuki- Don't you remember stupid cat?
Kyo- Shut up you damn rat!
Kisa- Why isn't onee-chan here?
Bri- Aww, don't worry Kisa. You'll see her in a couple of months
Kisa- ...
Lena- Yea, that really helps her Bri...
Bri- I just said the truth. So peeps get comfortable, you'll be here for a while.
Kyo- I claim the sofa (lays down)
Momiji- Hey, no fair! There's enough room on there for 4 people! (jumps on Kyo)
Kyo- Get off you damn rabbit! (pushes him off)
Momiji- WAAHHH! Kyo pushed me!
Lena and Bri- (sweatdrop)
Lena- Maybe we shouldn't have put them all in the same room...
LC- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?! AND WHY WAS I NOT IN THIS CHAPTER?!
Bri- Because we put you in the funny farm Sarah! ^^
Lena- Come on, back to the loony bin...
LC- NOOOO!!! NOT MORE PILLS! AHHHH!!!!
(LC and Lena leave)
Shigure- Who was that?
Ayame- Obviously that was a poor lost soul, a wonderful fan of the mabudachi trio that was delirious with excitement at the sight of us and had to be hauled away because of it.
Shi and Aya- YES!
Yuki and Kyo- No No No!
(Lena comes back)
Lena- HI!
Momiji- Um...Who are you?
Lena- A furuba fan!
Momiji- REALLY?!
Lena- (nods) I'm big fans of you and Kagura-chan!
Kagura- REALLY?!
Lena- Uh-huh! ^^
Momiji and Kagura- YAY!!!
Lena- Ha! And of course, sat-chan is adorable! ^^
Kisa- Um...thanks...
Lena- And Haru-kun is sooo cool!
Haru- Yea, thanks...
Lena- Yuki, you are only good for cross-dressing jokes.
Yuki- (popping vein)
Lena- But Kyo will always be the one I root for!
Kagura- (evil face)
Lena- Wait! Kagura! I wanna be your friend! I'm not after Kyo! I admire him!
Kyo- *twitch*
Kagura- Really?
Lena- Yes! He's so cool!
Kagura- I know, isn't he?!
(Lena and Kagura continue to talk with Momiji)
Bri- (sneaks over by Kyo)
Kyo- (starts to run away)
Bri- (quickly duct tapes him to the nearest wall)
Kyo- (struggles)
Bri- God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made Kyo, So damn--
(Kagura jump kicks her in the head while Lena unduct tapes Kyo from the wall and Kyo runs)
Kagura- Here I come Kyo!
Shigure- Better run fast Kyo...
Ayame- Oh Gure-san, you really should encourage the young lovers!
Shigure- Oh how silly of me!
Shi and Aya- Yes!
Hatori- Don't you two ever stop...
Lena- Good luck Kagura!
Ayame- See Gure-san, she has the right ideal!
Lena- I try
Bri- *ow*
Lena- By the way, I am a huge fan of the mabudatchi trio! ^^
Shigure- You are? Well then, you must be welcomed by us!
Ayame- Yes yes!
Hatori- But this is her place...
Bri- Actually, it's mine...
 Badboylover · Mon Jun 01, 2009 @ 09:02am · 1 Comments |
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