You might be a redneck if on thanksgiving day you have to decide which pet to eat.
You might be a redneck if your mother's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You might be a redneck if anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey Y'all check this out."
You might be a redneck if you go to a dance and you throw your girl on the floor after the guy says "Hoe down."
You might be a redneck if you couldn't learn to swim because your gene pool is too small.
You might be a redneck if you wonder how service stations keep their restroom's soo clean.
You might be a redneck if you have a NASCAR credit card.
You might be a redneck if your brother in-law is your uncle and your grandfather.
You might be a redneck if the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice this year.
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