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I should have a celebration when I get to (part 100) or something. Do you think I'll make it?

1. There's a reason why they play background music in movies when horses are running. It's to cover up the farting sounds. If they didn't play the music, the audience would hear the sound of hooves and A LOT A LOT A LOT of farting. Horses fart pretty much all the time ~ when they run, when they trot, when they walk, when they're eating... it's kind of obnoxious. Imagine all the dignified, pretty little ponies running in the nice green field... and farting fit to power a city.

2. I think I'm a bit of an extremist. I'll be going along all la la la fine and dandy through a whole load of bad stuff and then one more thing will happen and a part of my mind will snap and it'll be like,"Alright, enough of this. F it." and I'll do something extreme. It's like the horse that collects flies until it can't stand it anymore and then suddenly just gets down and rolls. And then later I regret it, but there's always a tiny bit of me that says,"They so deserved that."

3. My father now calls me The Mad Bomber. Why? Because I put a soda in the freezer in a glass container for over two hours and it blew up. We heard a loud sort of *WHUMP* from the kitchen while watching X Files and at first we couldn't figure out what it was. Then I remembered my soda. Sure enough, when we opened the freezer the food and shelves were covered in frozen soda fizz and glass shards. It was pretty amazing.

4. I've noticed something in a lot of anime recently. The characters will be all cute and shoujo looking... and then the actual story will be dark and psychological. It's like they're trying to say that the cuter and more cheerful something is on the outside, the more bad stuff is on the inside. I think a lot of people are like this too. They hide their problems and pain behind a cheerful exterior. The more cheerful the exterior, the deeper the problems inside run.

4.5 Does that mean that I don't have very many inside issues? Probably not.


Japanese for the Day:
Horse
Uma

Bakudan
Bomb