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Warning: The following text may cause fits of rage, convulsions, loud yelling, pissing, carrying on, bitching, moaning, groaning, death threats, random acts of violence, sexual acts, -and if we're lucky- the entire destruction of the human race. Also, don't spam, harrass, or anything else to that nature anybody whose name I don't remove from a quote.
Tangent Squared Plus Secant Squared Equals One
Now after the lovely trig proof comes the actual explination of why I would defile such a lovely site such as this -despite the rampage of noobitity- with math. You see, I'm going to go off on a tangent here. Or at least I plan to. But first I need to explain the trinty functions.

F(trinity)=F(G(Jesus)+H(God)+L(Holy Spirit))
Therefor
G(Jesus)=G(F(trinity)-H(God)-L(Holy Spirit))
H(God)=H(F(trinity)-G(Jesus)-L(Holy Spirit))
L(Holy Spirit)=L(F(trinity)-G(Jesus)-H(God))

Therefor to figure out what the entire trinity equals...

F(trinity)/G(Jesus)+H(God)+L(Holy Spirit)

Which simplifies to:
F(trinity)/F(trinity)

Which equals:
1

And because God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are all a single person we have:
G(Jesus)=H(God)=L(Holy Spirit)

So in the equation: 1=G(Jesus)+H(God)+L(Holy Spirit) all variables must be equal. So the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit must all equal a third.

This means that God is not a whole and is therefor inpossible of being everpresent. Therefor he can't exist.

Isn't math fun.

Now that that's over I can now preach from my pulpit, yell from my soapbox, and educate the masses.

Anyways, this is in regards to the most pointless of crap I've had to put up with lately. In fact, you can probably regard this section as optional.

But you see, I recently had the displeasure of having to redo my signature because one of my images was apparently over some arbitrary limit that I've never even heard about before (why none of these limits appear in text next to the actual box for your signature is beyond me, I guess their logic is just as good as the church's. And we all know the church really struggles when it comes to logic.). Anyways it is obvious that this was a malicous underhanded, low-blow by somebody who was particualary upset that I branded their brain with reality or correct their error. Insomuch as the file was only 24kb over the arbitray limit of 100kb so there is no way it could change load times noticable. And since it was a tinypic url you have to actually load up the image on tinypic by inputing the url in the nav bar I know that this said person was doing it purposely. Now this person won't be named -because a certain mod (who won't be named because he's still a friend despite being an uncle Tom.) isn't allowed to tell me- though I do wish that I could extend these n00bs the same curtesy that was extended towards me. After all, we wouldn't just want to be kind to our fellow man... But hey, we'll preach equality, tolerance, and every other damn willy-nilly self-esteem building concept under-the-sun, all the while perpetuating our own destruction because we proclaim anybody who uses a little common sense and/or logic as an a*****e and a ********.

I bless you all in the name of Logic, Reasoning, and Critical Thinking.






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Siggarette
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commentCommented on: Wed Nov 30, 2005 @ 04:05am
Logic, Reasoning, and Critical Thinking are our fa~riend.

Oh, and by the way, my friends and I are making you a song.


commentCommented on: Sat Jul 01, 2006 @ 08:49am
Meanwhile, the latest pope to go to heaven is getting head and singing "Domini Gracias, Jaa-hooo!"

... (That didn't make any sense to me. Did it make any sense to you? >_< wink



Sakura Moonflower
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