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Ok, I was reading about the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the Apostles and I was thinking...Maybe Jesus had syphilis!

Let me explain, all he was was a cult leader, right? I mean here he is saying, "Yeah my mom's a virgin and I'm the son of the dude that created EVERYTHING!!" and people ate it up because back then...s**t...people needed something to believe in and here comes this Jesus guy on a high horse. Now I thought that maybe I wouldn't be able to explain all the miracles he did like make blind people see and the crippled to walk and the water thing, but then I thought, "Hey...check out who wrote the bible! It was his dudes! The very people that followed him the heaviest." I'm sure Jesus did some strange brainwashing or something to these poor guys but then there's this Judas guy. He didn't buy a word of it so he gets hold of the Romans and says, "That guy needs a spankin', he done ******** my homies proper." Then BAM! He ********' NAILED dude, crown of thorns and all, even a damn spear! I mean wow.

So he says to everyone on that cross, "Hey, I'm dying for all of you and I'm taking your sins with me!" Of course they believe him, ********' cult leader and s**t....Now here's the tricky part, the coming back 3 days later.

Now, my ex-boyfriend is Jewish. I mean Super Jew here, he was so Jewish Fran Dresher has NOTHIN' on this boy...anyway, we went out for 3 years and in those 3 years he taught me tons! He told me all about the not-so-talked-about parts of Judaism. Stuff about black magic and the like. Well this is where Jesus and the Jews come in.

Ok, we've got a dead Jewish dude with tons of cult followers-ALSO Jewish. Put it all together and you've got some voodoo s**t goin' down. Of COURSE he came back! The JEWS brought him back from the dead with their magic! I'm thinking that was the last time they even practiced such things since hey...Dudes brought back Jesus Christ..."Son of God" and all, heh. That's pretty much the last shabang so to speak. I mean, if you can put aside your weird, Christian Right-ness for a little bit you'd be able to see the connections.

But yeah...I'm kinda fuzzy on the syphilis thing right now...OH YEAH! Maybe he actually believed all the s**t he was shoveling to these people! But yeah...

I'm a bit tired out so I'm gonna end this entry....I'm kinda seeing stuff.