Me : Happy few days after New Year‘s Day!!!!!!!! Sorry we haven’t posted in a while but the computer crashed on New Year’s Day.
Max : Plus we got grounded for a few days.
Me : Apparently the way we danced at the New Year’s party was “inappropriate”. - sighs - My mom is soo old schooled.
Max : Yea . . . but at least the party was great.
Me : I know and this time my older cousins got super drunk. They get drunk every New Year’s party, but this time it was funnier.
Max : - lol - They got soo drunk that most of them were throwing up in the afternoon. Especially your cousin Jonathan.
Me : I know he drank like 6 or 7 beer bottles. My other cousin Marlon drank 5 bottles. He’s always the funniest drunk person.
Max : Oh yea. Your cousin Jimena told us to laugh when he comes upstairs. We laughed when he got upstairs and he flicked us off.
Me : - lol - Plus my sister got lost on the way home to get some stuff. I was talking to my sister on my cell phone, then Jonathan grabbed it and started screaming at my sister, not even talking right.
Max : - lol - But Jazmin wasn’t drunk at all!!!!!! She was drinking tea.
Me : And Jonathan said . . .
Jonathan: Who drinks tea at a party!?!?!?
Me, Max, and Evelyn: Old people!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan: Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max : Well it’s true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : Yea . . . but everything else was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! The food was to die for.
Max : Mmmmmm soo good, you can just eat all night. I’m hungry now!!!!!!!!!
Me : Your always hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max : . . . whats your point.
Me : - sighs - nevermind just go bring some cookies and 2 cups of milk.
Max : . . . ok - walks to the kitchen -
Me : . . . anyways, besides the food the games were fun. - whispers - I totally kicked Max’s butt in air hockey.
Max : - is in the kitchen - I heard that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : You were supposed to!!!!!!!!!!
Max : - walks back to the computer - Well at least I beat you at pool.
Me : . . . no you didn’t I did!!!!!!!!!
Max : . . . well it doesn’t matter whether win or lose as long as you have fun.
Me : Said the loser.
Max : It is all about fun not just winning.
Me : Said the loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max : - whacks Michelle upside the head -
Me : Ow!!!!!!!!
Max : - eyerolls -
Mom : - comes downstairs and whispers - Michelle and Max, be quiet.
Me : Si senora.
Max : Ok.
Mom : - goes upstairs -
Max : Why do you talk to your mom in spanish????
Me : She doesn’t know that much english.
Max : Oh.
- awkward silence -
Max : . . . wait, what were we talking about????
Me : New Year’s Day.
Max : Oh yea well like she said most of her cousins were sick. We were also watching some of her family’s home videos.
Me : I was soo cute when I was a baby!!!!!
Max : What about your sister and other cousins????
Me : . . . . yea them too.
Max : And your brother????
Me : Jordan’s 3 years old, he’s supposed to be cute.
Max : True.
Me : After watching some home videos, me, Max, Evelyn, Chris, Karen, Jimena, Andrew, Jazmin, and Marlon all went out to go bowling.
Max : I gotta say, even though I thought I hate bowling, it was fun.
Me : With my sister and cousins, it always fun!!!!!!!!!
Max : I also creamed you at bowling!!!!!!!!
Me : No you didn’t.
Max : - starts whining - Not in front of the readers they think I’m awesome!!!!!!!!
Me : Hey if it makes you feel better, I didn’t win. My shoe-obsessed cousin Chris won. - crosses arms and pouts -
Max : Chris is obsessed with shoes!?!?!?
Me : Yea!!!!! He’s soo obsessed that he cleans the bottom of his shoes with a toothpick!!!!!
Max : . . . . . .
Me : I know.
Max : Well people do have obsessions like you’re obsessed with Maximum Ride, or Diala used to be obsessed with Ivan.
Me : I don’t know. I think she’s still obsessed with him and I don’t like it.
Max : You’re just paranoid because you like him.
Me : As a friend.
Max : Sure. - is being sarcastic -
Me : . . . . ignoring that. Soo my new year’s revolution is to get a solo in the next chorus concert. What’s your revolution Max???
Max : To be set free.
Me : Not gonna happen.
Max : Crap!!!! - sighs - Then my new year’s revolution is to get an A in social studies because I suck!!!!!!!
Me : I suck at social studies too, and you don’t hear me complaining!!!!!!!!
Max : You got a B!!!!!!!!
Me : A low B!!!!!!!!
Max : Nerd!!!!!!!!!
Me : - eyerolls -
Jordan : - walks downstairs to the computer - - looks straight into Michelle’s eyes - Mario!!!!!!!!
Me : - stands up and sighs - Ok Jordan. Max, lets go play Mario with Jordan. - walks to the stairs -
Max : - follows them - Ok, but I play first!!!!!!
Me : You always play first!!!!!!!!! - is walking upstairs with Jordan and Max-
Max : Does it really matter!?!?!? - reaches to her and Michelle’s room and closes the door -
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Me, Max, and Ratchet :D
It's my life with the Maximum Ride charater Max and Ratchet. You can also read them and my other stories at Fanfiction.net, and my username on there is also spycutie009. The chapters are from my point of view. Enjoy!!!! :D
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