There's many worlds out there, but my duty does not end after just one visit. Every once in a while I must check in. Some worlds, like Earth 616 or Earth 1 change weekly, but most of the time once every few years is fine.
One of those worlds is a Earth that becomes more and more bizarre with each visit. It was normal enough at first, a little wacky, but normal enough. Like most worlds it centers around something, this something being a gang called the Third Street Saints. It started as an attempt to clean up the city of worse gangs. It worked at first, until a new leader took over and started selling drugs. It got so bad the former leader tried to kill him.
A few years later, the Saints became so popular from murder and charisma they became a global icon, selling a clothing line and even energy drinks. Really, really gross energy drinks. They cleaned up a little, stopped selling drugs and taking good care of their hookers.
Now I return to learn that the boss has killed a bunch of terrorists and become president. I hope he and his crew still know how to kick a**, because an alien invasion is on the horizon.
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