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There's been a lot of disputes about the next generation systems coming out. For those of you who don't know what those are, they are as follows:

domokun XBox 360 domokun

(I'm wondering what the ******** ever happenned to versions 2-359?)

domokun PS3 domokun

(For those of you who get pissed off and throw your controller, the PS3 controller has been designed specially for you, with it's aerodynamic boomerang shape and it's wireless abilities, in stead of breaking open on the floor, it comes right back and breaks your ******** head open.)

domokun Wii domokun

(With an inovative controller design, especially for 'gamer-chicks', it is shaped like a TV remote and supports over 8 attachments, 2 of which can be used for one's sexual pleasure. The Wii is also backward compatable so that one may enjoy the many wonders of 8-bit porno.)

Now, as I was saying, there has been much dispute as to which of these is or will be the best, and I believe it is my civic duty to notify you of the cruel and horrible truth.

If one were to purchase anything other than the Wii, one would have to put one's house up for auction and live in rusty gutters, feeding off of the filth that has already been digested and spewed from so many anuses that one can't even count how many STDs one has swollowed in one bite.

Of course, one could simply steal the other systems, but in the end, one would be thrown in jail and butt-raped by every single one of one's inmates, and therefore, still get a crapload of STDs.

In conclusion, to save one's self from gallons of AIDS, HIV, Herpes, and other joys one would be informed about after having sex, the obvious choice would be the Wii. It might even get some guys a girlfriend, thanks to the wonderfully designed d***o attachment.

Until next time, this has been Kami-Kage. L8r!