A Gambino conspiracy!!!
Yes, my fellow Gaians. It would seem that we have all been deceived, and there is only one man to blame for such treachery... Mr. Gambino himself.
It's quite the simple plan, really. Because there was already that seed of doubt waiting to flower within all of us due to overuse of such plots in videos and television programs, all he had to do was water it.
In order to have that happen, Gambino first created an alliance with Mothership in order to further his knowledge of the ways of the Zurg.
Then, after learning their language, he programmed a site with several layers of pages, each containing passwords that no one would be able to bypass. He slowly but steadily leaked the passwords, layer by layer, until finally, the blueprints were discovered, and all Gaia would be thrown into chaos.
Why, you ask, would he do such a thing? What motives did he have? The two most common motives throughout all history.
1. Gain MONEY by taking the rights to the Zurg Energy Drink Corporation after Mothership and the rest of the Zurg either left Earth or were annihilated by enraged Gaians. He even stated himself that from the beginning, he was only thinking of the money. But there was more...
2. Gain POWER by giving Gaians someone to hate, therefore, making himself seem more and more like the righteous leader he would so love for us to idolize. This strategy was similar to the way that Hitler rose to power by alienating Jews.
In conclusion, Johnny K. Gambino has blinded the impressionable minds of Gaians worldwide. My question is... what are we going to do about it?
I could try to convince you that we should riot, but I would only be lowering myself to the level of the man whom I have just spoken out against. I leave you to reflect upon this yourselves. In your exploits, remember one thing: Only when united can we undo the horrible wrongs that have been done.
Yes, my fellow Gaians. It would seem that we have all been deceived, and there is only one man to blame for such treachery... Mr. Gambino himself.
It's quite the simple plan, really. Because there was already that seed of doubt waiting to flower within all of us due to overuse of such plots in videos and television programs, all he had to do was water it.
In order to have that happen, Gambino first created an alliance with Mothership in order to further his knowledge of the ways of the Zurg.
Then, after learning their language, he programmed a site with several layers of pages, each containing passwords that no one would be able to bypass. He slowly but steadily leaked the passwords, layer by layer, until finally, the blueprints were discovered, and all Gaia would be thrown into chaos.
Why, you ask, would he do such a thing? What motives did he have? The two most common motives throughout all history.
1. Gain MONEY by taking the rights to the Zurg Energy Drink Corporation after Mothership and the rest of the Zurg either left Earth or were annihilated by enraged Gaians. He even stated himself that from the beginning, he was only thinking of the money. But there was more...
2. Gain POWER by giving Gaians someone to hate, therefore, making himself seem more and more like the righteous leader he would so love for us to idolize. This strategy was similar to the way that Hitler rose to power by alienating Jews.
In conclusion, Johnny K. Gambino has blinded the impressionable minds of Gaians worldwide. My question is... what are we going to do about it?
I could try to convince you that we should riot, but I would only be lowering myself to the level of the man whom I have just spoken out against. I leave you to reflect upon this yourselves. In your exploits, remember one thing: Only when united can we undo the horrible wrongs that have been done.
