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RANDOME QUOTES THAT I FEEL THE NEED TO KEEP

'The Incredible Hulk Waers a thong.'

'I like PCP, little purple chikens are raping me!'

'You have to have a good memory to be a good liar.'

'EMO BOYS WARE PANTIES AND THONGS.'

'Do you dip your dongle in soup...?'

'Right when we left the bar, she started smurfing me.'

'SHUT THE SMURF UP!'

'Just because you're paranoid, dosn't mean they're not out to get you.'

'You don't grow those like women do.'

'Hey kid... Wanna buy some. ... Carrots..?'

'Kari: You're bored?
Guine: Pfft.
Guine: No.
Guine: What is it with you and saying I'm bored?
Guine: I'm never bored!
Guine: Freak.
Kari: ... Except like.
Kari: EVERYDAY.
Guine: LIES'

'A drag queen? That's hot.. I want to be one. I was... but like.. the kimono was SHORT. '

'The Queen of England has a Legion of 8000 Ninjas and I can Summon them.'

More to come later!