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School was awsome today. In english we had to write a paper about what 3 people we would take with us to a bomb shelter if the world was ending. I put Kari and Ville Valo. We couldn't put 'because of male genitalia', for reasons why we would take this person, so I put 'I want his babies'. x3 ... If you don't agree with me then you have obviously never seen his godlyness. I'm telling you. He would make butiful children. <3
Taylor put all his guy freinds that he would bring with him, so he is now declared gay. 'But Taylor, how will you start up the worlds poputaltin again, if you have no chicks?!' Justin was one of the guys that Taylor said he would take. I belive Justin's reponce was: 'Ew. Taylor. No.'
Selena did thr same. She put all girls, celebritys at that. Carmon Electra and Jenifer Lopez. Kari put Chris, Bum, and myself. <3 Whe. Although if I have to start up the population with Bum... No. Just. ... No.

After that was Business, again. Whoo. Uneventfull as usual. Lunch. Food. Yay.
Kari and Micheal have this project in health where they have to take care of a hollow egg for a week. Kari is keeping it in half of an egg carton. So, what Mike will do, is take that egg carton and hide the egg somwhere. Then, he'll drop the carton or stick it up in tree, gicing Kari a direct panic attack. Apperntly, is the egg crack, they have to write a three page report. x3

In history we got a lecture about 9/11 and all the rerrorist stuff. I love Mr. Frauzel's lectures. <3

Then. In biology, we had a sub again. We had 'finnished our work' and where just kinda mingling around a bit. Then John comes up, 'Hey, you shouls let me have that watch, sence I know more about Slipknot then you.' Yes, I have a pretty Slipknot watch. <3 Can't tell time on it for s**t, but. It's pretty. Anyway. We start getting into this discussion about who knows more about Slipknot. I get a question wrong and he starts calling me a poser and stuff. x3 It's funny. I know he's just joking.
But I call him a bigger poser, shaving his head, trying to be black, all that stuff. And he does this thing. When he stares at you. His eyes get REALLY big when he puts emphasis on something. And I was mocking him, making my eyes all big and stuff..
So here we are, calling eachother posers, eyes wide, faces like. Three inches apart. His eyes get SUPER HUGE and he yells 'DO YOU WANT ME TO SLAP YOU?!' I slap my ahnd on the table and he slaps me. D= Not hard or anything. It was funny. Kinda one of those 'you have to be there' things..

Paul and I where messing with Kari, taking her eggy thingy and stuff. Suddnely Kari has the impulse to tie his shoe. And while his shoe is on her lap being tied, I have the impulse to write on his shoe. I wrote 'Pervy Paul', and when I turned his foot to write the 'u' his foot jammed into Kari's crotch. And the noise she made. Was like. 'REAUGHTHHF.' o.O ... Exactly like that.

The bell rings, Paul takes my KoRn keychain, and runs to the otherside of the table. Faget that he is, I run to grab it and see that he dosn't have it. 'PAULWHERE'SMYKEYCHAINROAR. D=' And he pulls it. Out of the fly of his pants. ... Yes. It was DOWN HIS PANTS. My pretty key chain. >< I try to grab it again and he stuffs it back in his crotch. ROAR. I got it back later. And it was all warm. Wtfew.

I have to tell about Kari's fan. It has grown FUR. And I was attcking it with this little. Rainbow cat stor string thingy. And a bunch of this fur stuff came down. It looked like a catipillar. I was even going to take a chunk home and name it Steven. But no. Kari has to ruin all the fun. >> Whore.