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I dedicate this one to vikings everywhere. xd

Right, spam. The most normal people with a brain will recognise it, even some abnormal people, possibly without a brain, will recognise it. But for those of you who don't, here's a quick definition for you.

Spam = not canned processed ham. It's junk mail. It's something that you get in your mail that you don't want to see there, like advertisements on how to get your pen 15 larger, chain letters, random things that are just blurted out to a large group of people. Stuff like that.

Now... guess who doesn't like spam taking up precious precious inbox space?... ME! I've had to set 13 people on ignore, simply because they wouldn't stop, and even more I've removed from my friends list to show that they're on probation due to spamming of me. I honsetly don't care about secret codes to say when parents are around, I'm not going to spam out something that will help out creepy stalkers and rapists and stuff like that, just so that you underage kids can go about cybering with your 40year old ***** boyfriend/girlfriends. It's not a good idea to hide relationships from your parents XP and even if you're old enough, and your partner isn't someone who's super creepy, you'd be mature enough to know you don't need codes to know what's going on when someone suddenly goes silent, just be patient and wait it out!

While you may care about what happens to baby seals, I don't want you telling me something I already know. Yes, they're being beaten, yes you want to protest. But is there anything you can do about it? No. There's isn't. Not a damn thing. Not unless you want to start an armed revolution, travel up to the northwest territories, freeze your a** off and get attacked by polar bears to take out some poachers, where you'll only get arrested for murder in the end anyhow. Either way it's pointless, just let the authorities deal with it, they have permission to mess people up and stop badguys with force. NOBODY LIKES VIGILANTES!

Also, spamming and telling people that they get large sums of gold for doing it, is the lowest of the low. Not only are you violating Gaia's TOS, but you're also taking advantage of the gullible and annoying everyone else. People who do that are the very dregs of society and will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

There is only ONE instance where I enjoy spam, and that's when it's being made fun of. Google E-Mail for example, for those of you that have it. If you ever venture to look in your spam section, the quick search bar that google gives you is chock full of recipies for cooking spam! Good for a giggle. Monty Python's Flying circus is another great example. The Spam Vikings. Those guy's are just crazy, and they're the perfect humorouas embodyment of spam. It's pointless, it shows up right where you don't want it, and all it does is; "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.".

So, now that you've all been enlightened (Assumeing you've taken the time to read my rants at all) hopefully I won't get any more spam in my inbox, and hopefully you are now wise enough to not annoy me and all the good people of the world anymore. If you are so gullible as to believe a little girl ghost will kill you if you don't spam me. I've got one word for you, "IGNORE'D" because I just don't give a ********. Little dead girls have better things to do then kill people who don't send chain letters on gaia for christ's sake. GROW UP.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION! scream