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says hi to the monkey baking jello in the pool.
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I love that....
Ohemhgawd i just read all our stories again, and their hilarious!
Lol I was reading the fourth one earlier.
You know what? We should make another one!!! Make it lots more funny!
HELL YEA!
*justine dances around*
I love how shiny these walls are!
(alyssa) WTF?! Why do i see a bird?!
(Justine) Where are we?
(alyssa) I THINK WERE IN A BUBBLE!
(justine) NINJA POWER!
(Alyssa) wtf.
(justine) you know you love it.
(Alyssa) Oh yea, you know it
wink I love shiney bu-......*POP*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(Justine) Gosh damn you ALYSSA!!!
(Alyssa) I only licked it!
(Justine) I swear if I die...!
(Alyssa) Do what!? You can't do nothin punk! Ooooooo whats that!? Its a portal! We're saved!
(Justine) Hurrah!
-fwomp-
(Alyssa) Gah....my head...
(Justine) Um...where are we? HOSHIT!!!!
(Alyssa) What?!
(Justine) Its...ITS!!!!
(Alyssa & Justine) GOOFY AND SORA LAND!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(jusinte) No... their somthing wrong about it.. its so ...fake..
*justine rips the wallpaper off*
See? told you it wasn't real...
(Alyssa) AWWW MA- i mean, YAY! Now we don't have to go through that rediculous stuff!
(justine)alyssa, why are you acting so weird?
(Not so real alyssa) HUCK YU- uhh i don't know, what are you talking about? maybe its just me and My womany PMSing...
(justine) Alyssa would never say that!
WAIT.... lets see if this is the real alyssa....
1. who sliced up a little boy because he had said somthing rude in Story 1?
a.Justine
b.Alyssa
c.MONGOOSE!
2.What is alyssa's last name?
a.calzada
b.Smith
c.Pierce
3. And lastly, What is are my two dogs names?
a. Roxy & Shelby
b. Josie & joxer
c. Cray & seachal
(OHMEHGAWD DID I INCLUDE CRAY IN THE STORY?! Yup! cause he always says the nicest things about our stories!)
(Cray) YAY FAKE NAILS!
(justine and alyssa) o___O
(justine) Alright not so real alyssa, answer these questions..
("Alyssa"
wink YAY!
1.C
2.A
3.C
CAC!!!!! YAYZERS I MADE A WORD!
Hehehehehehehehehe...
(justine) nooooooo #1 is A.. #2 is CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!.. and #3 is B!
You lost, come back for the next round!
(Jusinte) *sigh* i miss alyssa.....
(Not so real alyssa) don't worry, i'll always be there for you!
(justine) Where do i know that voice from?
OH NOES!
*"Alyssa" rips off costume*
("Alyssa"
wink i am the demon hunk.... Why did you leave me? i love you!
(Raisha) WHOA MAN. SHE'S MINE!
AWW MAN I GOT CARRIED AWAY!lol I noticed you spelt your own name wrong.
-Some where in the distance...in a box-
(Alyssa) What the heck? Where am I?
(Mysterious voice) *crackle crackle* I am delivering you to my master.
(Alyssa) Hoobajooba wha? HAY! I don't wanna be a slave. Fine then...I'll just hafta sing...DOES YOUR BUTT HANG LOW, DOES IT WOBBLE TO AND FRO, CAN YOU TIE IT IN A KNOT CAN YOU TIE IT IN A BOW CAN YOU THROW IT OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONSTIPATED SOLDIER, DOES YOU BUTT HANG-.....*Thump*
I...like...butts full of mushrooms?....*faints*
-Ok, back over here now-
(Demon hunk) Who gives a s**t!? *ZAP* Buh bye.
(Justine) Y-you killed her!!!! *sob* AND what did you do with the real Alyssa!?
(Demon hunk) Nothing! She was gone so I took her place! I LOVE YOU!!!! *stroaks your face* All...I remember was that she was kidnapped and taken to some kingdom to get married to someone of some sort and I know its not the angel hunk. LETS GET MARRIED AGAIN!
(Justine) Thanks! *kicks him in teh balls*
(Demon) Aaaaa! My demon hunklings!!! Guh...!
Justine to the resque!!! ~and you can bring a friend~ *hark hark*
( i spelt my own name wrong too many times to count... i was typing so fast... @___@)
(justine) I CAN BRING A FRIEND?!
YAY! *rips mongoose out of cage*
Your so fluffy and pretty and i could jus- OW!
(mongoose) hehehehe...
(jusinte) IT BIT ME!
(Mongoose) It? IT?!?! *bitchslap*
(justine) Ow?
(Demon) COME BACK MY LOVE! *Runs after apple piggybank*
(justine) i knew that thing would come in handy some day....
-me and my mongoose "friend" have been traveling for about 6 hours now-
(justine) OHMEHGAWD!
LOOKIE HERE!
(mongoose) Mmmm?
(Justine) ITS A CRAYON!
(mongoose) *smacks forehead*
*we both hear a scream from afar*
(Mongoose) It could be alyssa!
(justine) IT MUST BE THE PAIR OF HEADPHONES!
Radioactive mermaid!
(Mongoose) wtf.
(Justine) We must run! *runs off a hill*
-splat-
oops! Oh no!!!! I squished my mongoose! *Eyes it* Mmmmm...*chomp* Tastes like a toilet brush...
(Mysterious voice) Hey there....
(Justine) oooby whoo?
(Angel hunk) I have come back for my love!
(Justine) Hey look! SHES OVER THERE! *points and runs*
(Angel hunk) My lov-...!? HEY! *Sniff* Fine then! I'll just go and touch myself in the closet and eat peanut butter all night long....
*Justine arrives at the castle*
(Goofy and Sora) HALT!!
(Sora) Oh your so sexy when you say that...
(Goofy) I LIKE WAFFLES!!!
(Justine) I demand Alyssa!!!
(Sora) Sorry hun, but theres a weddin' goin on.
(Justine) Huh?! To who!???
(Goofy) BUTT-HOLES!!!!!!!
-HOLD ON HOLD ON.... was i supposed to make up who marry' alyssa? OH I HAVE AN IDEA!!-
(justine) who may this mysterious voice be?
(mysterious voice) its me honey...
(Justine) Demyx?
(mysterious voice).. no alyssa killed demyx remember?
* merterious person throws alyssa voodoo doll at justine*
(Justine) *sniffle sniffle* T-t-t-thanks... don't worry...i won't hurt you... i'm just pour pure fat down your throat till your little fabric arteries clog up and you die... *Sobs and strokes voo doo doll*
(mysterious vioce) would you like to know who i am?
(justine) *sobsobsob* sh-sh-sure....
*not so mysterious person comes out*
(justine) ohemehgawd i'm so glad its you!
( "mysterious" bigger voo doo doll) aww don't worry, who do you want me to be?
(justine) demyx....
("demyx"
wink ;D
*hug hug sob sob*
(justine) i-...... i miss you... if it was only the real you...
(voo doo doll) i'm sorry, i've come too close.. i have to leave now.
(justine) *SOBSOBSOBSOB* Alright then.......
*justine runs for alyssa*
(justine) where's alyssa?
*goofy and sora walking away...*
(justine thinks)
Why is goofy putting his belt back on?!*justine runs for alyssa just to find her marrying the angel hunk*
* alyssa is silently crying, she doesn't love him....*
(Justine) Alyssa!!! Why are you crying when you can whoop his butt!?
(Alyssa) I traded myself for a....a...FM CLOCK RADIO!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! LOOK AT THE SHINEY BUTTONS!!! *sob sob*
(Justine) Wait a second....ALYSSA WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!! YOU FAKE!
*The fake alyssa grabs Justine's hand*
("Alyssa"
wink Bwahaha! It is me!!! THE DEMON HUNK! *turns back into regular self*
(Angel Hunk) We have her locked up in a cage...we were just waiting for you! We all are going to be TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER!
(Mysterious voice) Back off Fairy Boy!
*Someone in a cloak jumps down, but then rips it off*
(Waldo) IT IS ME WALDO!!!! Of course you could've never found me!!! NO ONE CAN! I have to be a HERO!
(Justine) We're doomed!
(Demon Hunk) Move along Candycane of DORKS!
(Waldo) Not so fast! *holds up a tape* I know what you were doing last summer...WITH GOOFY!
(Goofy) I LIKE STICKING HANGERS UP MY BUTT!
(Angel hunk) Hahahahaha!!!!
(Waldo) not so FAST! I have a tape of you PICKING your nose and feeding it to Sora!
(Sora) HE SAID THOSE WERE GUMMIES!!!! *sob*
*Alyssa comes bursting through the door in a wedding dress*
(Alyssa) *mutters* Stupid high-heels...*Steps on the end of the wedding dress and falls down*
(Justine) ALYSSA!!!!! *starts to run towards her*
(Demon hunk) Not so fast! *Tackles Justine*
(Alyssa) HEY! *calls oprah* I need three more wishes!! PLEEEEEASE! *bambi eyes*
(Oprah) *sniff sniff* You have the eyes of the squirrel I sat on!!! Ok fine *sniff*
(Alyssa) Turn the Demon hunk into sora and the Angel hunk into goofy!!
*poof*
*goofy walks over to the Demon sora*
(Goofy) Will you touch my butt?
lol oops I got carried away!
