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	OHMFGWTFLOLOL Your a homo.
	OHMFGWTFLOLOL Your a homo.


WHOO! This is like the 7th story! XD ..comment?.. A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios After a long day of frusterating school, Alyssa and I sit on a dirt hill. While were sitting and talking we pick up sticks and slowing start drawing in the dirt. Soon enough we've found somthing in the ground and dig around it. Its a sprinkler and were both wondering why its on this dirt hill... Justine- Hey alyssa, whatcha doing? Alyssa- Just trying to dig a hole to china. Justine-..oh... Alyssa- Yussh. I will become a rice picker and eat sticks. Justine- Oh really now... how long is it going to take to get there? Alyssa- One second or so. Alyssa poked the ground and made a giant hole. Justine and Alyssa fall down into it Justine and Alyssa- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory heck_yes_cheerios A_Departed_Memory Alyssa- Yussh. I will become a rice picker and eat sticks. Justine- Oh really now... how long is it going to take to get there? Alyssa- One second or so. Alyssa poked the ground and made a giant hole. Justine and Alyssa fall down into it Justine and Alyssa- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [As we fall, we start seeing a timeline. Theirs different periods of time, and we watch in awe as we see the 70's and their extremely bright clothes] Justine- EW! whats that smell? Alyssa- oh..ehm.. sorry.. n.n` Justine- Oh ew. grossss. I think I just barfed a little in my mouth! Alyssa- Can I have some? Justine- O___O! WTH?! Alyssa- I'm soo hungry! Justine- Then lets stop at this retro restaurant~ Justine grabs onto the number 1975 and hops in holding alyssa's hand Alyssa looks down Alysa- EW! Why are you holding my hand!? Justine- Wha-...!!!??? Do you want to get lost in the timeline!? Alyssa- Ooooooo!!! AFROS!!!! Alyssa runs over giggling at poking the people's afros Justine- Why are you eating their afros!? Alyssa- Afro? I thought these were cottencandy!!! Justine smacks her forehead Justine- I was holding your hand because i'm totally gay for you, why else? Alyssa-Uberbarf Justine- ohmygawrsh! I was totally kidding! Or was I? Alyssa! Stop eating their hair! Alyssa- BUT ITS SO FLUFFY! Justine- Shampoo tends to do that. Alyssa- I should try that stuff sometime! Alyssa turns slightly green Alyssa- THAT IS JUST SICK MAN! Justine- Sick as you look right now. Alyssa- Wait a second... I do you shampoo you meany!!!! Justine- Heh heh... Alyssa walks over to a table a sits down angerly Alyssa- WHERE'S THE DAMN WAITER!!!?? Waiter- Groooooovey maan! What would you like totally like? Justine- Your mom, in bed. Waiter- Oh good choice! Alyssa- Busts up in laughter and falls of chair Justine- Oh god I was kidding.. I'll have some eggs and bacon. Waiter- Alright! Some squiggly meat and that fluffy yellow stuff! RADICAL! Justine- ehm... Alyssa- I'll have some squiggly meat and some blue in a cup. Justine- o___o; Blue in a cup? sweatdrop Alyssa- Water! Duuh! Justine- Oooh! Justine smacks her forehead again Alyssa- Oh oh oh! Also can I have some funny bread? Waiter- They are just called pancakes here ma'am... Alyssa- oh...oopsey. Justine laughs like a wild goose Alyssa- o____________O I whip my goofy gas mask off my face Justine- ALYSSA! WTH?! Alyssa- I love goofy gas... Passes out Waiter- Here's your pancakes hun. Justine- Here, i'll just take those, she's kind of passed out anyways... Waiter- NO. I MUST GET THESE TO MY BELOVED ALYSSA! Justine- How did you- Waiter- I know alyssa from a long time ago, i'm so glad to see her visiting again. Justine- Slaps alyssa Alyssa- oh... what th-PANCAKES! Justine- You never told me you traveled to the past before! (<-- that sounds to stupid... XD) Alyssa- Oh yeah, how do you think I found that hole? DUH HER. Justine-....Speechless Waiter- Yes. She hasn't been here for quite a while. YOUR BREAKFAST IS ON THE HOUSE! Justine-...so that means its on the roof? Alyssa and the Waiter stare at her oddly Justine- I was only kidding. Heh heh... Waiter- Suuure...anyways, heres your squiggly meat and the fluffy yellow stuff, and another squiggly meat and some blue in a cup. Enjoy! Justine looks over at Alyssa's plate for some weird reason and nothing is there Justine- What the??? Alyssa- What? I was hungry. Justine- You even ate your cup!!!! Bites into plate Alyssa- So? Justine- Waiter, what are the plates made out of? Waiter- Only the best clear chocolate! Justine- O____O;; MANAGER! Alyssa- Oh justine, not to worry! Justine- I'll be right back... Alyssa- Can I eat your plate to? Waiter- I'll just bring you 3057049358 more! Alyssa- YAY!!! Justine storms off to the manager's office. He is a big tubby man with a big long mustache that curls up at the end...xD Manager- What do you want little girl? Justine- LITTLE GIRL? FOOL. IN 1994 I WATCHED YOU DIE. Manager- Oh really? What happened? Justine- I shot you in the face because you were a crazy a** back in the 70's. Manager- Oh..thats a little extreme. Justine-whips out gun Alyssa- OHMYGAWD JUSTINE! Justine- I'm not justine... rips off plastic cover that looks like justine Alyssa- OHMYGOD. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY STORY WE MAKE? Demon hunk- BECAUSE THEIR SO AWESOME! NOW YOU. FATTY. HAND OVER THE MONEY. Manager- whimperwhimper h-h-here you go sir. Alyssa- WAAH!!! Where's the real Justine!? Demon Hunk- ...uh...I think I put her in a shoe box somewhere... Alyssa- Oh noes!!! I must find STEEN!!! runs out the door but then runs back and kicks him in the shin and takes the money and runs away again -Somewhere far away that I don't know where- Justine-ugh...where am I...What the hell? Why am I in a shoe box? Ooooo! LOVELY YUMMY CHEERIOS!!!! Justine- GROOSSSS THEIR STALEE!!!! gobbles them up oh yes. Alyssa- STEEN I FOUND YOU! Justine- You and your damn goofy gas. D: Demon hunk- GOSH. Justine- <___< Alyssa- Justine....those cheerios were infested with bugs, indoplasmic nose hairs, and a disease that makes your nose grow very big... Demon Hunk- HAHAHA! I just knew she would eat them! Jusitne- But they were soooo good..... Alyssa-....EWEY!! Justine- I thought they were delicious! feels nose awwww man! Demon Hunk- ...and should I mention that it turns you into a deformed lizard thingy? Justine- I wish you hadn't said that... Alyssa- EEK!!! hides behind a rock [I start turning green and scaley] Justine- OHMYGAWD! Alyssa- You look like a cream puff! -We all stare at alyssa- Demon hunk- Anyways... I promise to turn you back, if you marry me. Alyssa- YOU STUPID MOFO TURN HER BACK, AND MAYBE SHE WON'T EAT YOU. Justine- WAR CRY!!!! alyssa shoves fist in air, then immeadiately falls on floor Alyssa-Groan ohh not againnnn. Justine- XDD!!! Angel hunk- Come with me alyssa. If you marry me, you'll be able to war cry without falling. Alyssa- REALLY? ZOMG I'M COMING! Justine- Alyssa would never say that!! Unless that is... Goofy- GOOFY!!! HUCK YUCK!!! takes off Alyssa mask I will marry you Angel Hunk!!! You can touch my bum bum any day!!! The real pops up right beside Justine Justine- HOLY CRAP! How did you do that? Alyssa- I just walked over here...HOLY SHIZZNIT! What happened to your face Justine!? Justine- WHAT!? Do I have a pimple on my face? Demon Hunk- Come Justine my love! I will turn you back if you be my wife! Alyssa- She'll never be your wife poopy head! Justine- Yea!!! growl growl, snort snort Alyssa laughs at Justine for making the funny noise Justine- Its not my fault! ITS THIS STUPID BIG NOSE! Slaps face Alyssa- here lets take you to the plastic surgery place.. if we can get you in the door... D: Demon hunk- COME BACK MY LOVE! Goofy- COMING! Alyssa tries to get Justine throught the door but her nose keeps getting in the way Alyssa- Hm...we might just have to cut it off right here...takes out shiney knife Justine- WHAT!!!!??? Alyssa- I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!! ...heh heh... Finally fits Justine through the door Demon Hunk- Not you Goofy I love Justine! Not you... and stop picking your nose and OFFERING YOUR BOOGERS TO ME!!! I DON'T WANT THEM!! Goofy- Eat them and you will grow potatos out of your ears! Alyssa- Hey look! A Surgeon! drags justine over to him FIX HER! Surgeon- Duuh....i don't know how to lick gumdrops...huh huh huh huh Alyssa- looks like his brain doesn't work anymore! How will we fix you Justine!? Justine- AHH AHH AHH ACHHOOOOO!!!! Nose is pretty and small again Oh yes. Alyssa- well we have to do somthing about this surgeon... OH I KNOW! ..meanwhile.... Goofy- But sora loves my boogers! Demon hunk- I'm not sora! Goofy- PLEESE BE MY SORA WIF CHEESE. Demon hunk- well if sora eats them.. they can't be THAT bad.... Eats a booger OH THESE ARE GEWD! Goofy- I KNOW! HUCK YUCKK!!!! Alyssa takes out a wrench Alyssa- We'll fix him the easy way. bonks him on the head Surgeon- I like....turnip cereal.... passes out Alyssa- All better! Justine- ....uh....maybe... Demon Hunk- They taste like jellybeans and sasuage! Goofy- You should taste the ones from my EAR! HUCK YUCK! Justine- Alyssa look what you did! D: Alyssa- Well I know what I did, I took a wrench an- Justine- Alyssa! This was their best surgeon! You know what this means right? Alyssa- Not really... sweatdrop Justine- This means were the new surgeons! Alyssa- But we don't have degree's! AND YOU'VE GOT THE ATTENTION SPAN OF AN 8TH GRADER. Justine- uh huh.. XD LOOK A MONKEY! Alyssa- JUSTINE! Justine- oh yeah... Uh mwell I played truama center for the Wii and DS, and I beat them both with perfect scores! Alyssa- alrighty... Demon hunk- i'm not too sure about the ears... Goofy- OH COME ON!! Alyssa- Well I have never played it so you hafta do surgery on yourself! Holds out a knife Justine- I can't do that! Alyssa- Just take advil or something! Justine- It doesn't work that way ya know! ALyssa- ...so? Demon Hunk- Fine fine...I will try it... Goofy- YAY!!! reaches in ear and takes out a big gooey ball of earwax EAT IT! Demon Hunk eats it Demon Hunk- OH GOD!!! ITS HORRIBLE!!! barfs It tastes like plain old earwax! Goofy- Because it is old plain EARWAX!!! Huck yuck!!! (<--- all that made my stomach hurt so bad...I feel like barfing now too!) Justine- I don't need surgery anymore, the doctor does. @w@ AND ADVIL SUCKS. TYLENOL PWNS!!! Alyssa- Looks liek this story is coming to an end... time to jump into justine journal! Jusinte- Good idea! heck_yes_cheerios · Sat Apr 14, 2007 @ 10:14pm · 2 Comments


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	lol It is awsome and i loverly-ed it "blue in a cup" lol Offline grvce · Community Member · Tue Jun 12, 2007 @ 03:20am


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