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For those who live in the good ol' U of K, you may have noted that recently fox hunting has been banned, or to be more precise, fox hunting using hounds has been banned, so you can still do it using, for example, squid.

On the other hand, you are now legally allowed to kill a burglar inside your own home, and I believe that whether you want to use hounds or not is based on individual discretion.

And so balance is mantained in the world. Various religions, especially the Eastern kinds espouse a concept of balance, and members of such religions could probably find only joy in the fact that right next to my local health food shop is a Thorntons; and that my local Methodist church is adjacent to a bar.

So anyway, balance had led me onto the next obvious topic which is enlightenment, which I personally achieve in the following steps:

Get drunk.
Breakdance.
Feel physically unwell.
Sit down for twenty minutes trying hard not to breathe or move.
Gradually recover.
Drink some more.
Breakdance again.
Repeat until the bar closes or until death, whichever comes sooner. Ideally, if you've been following the steps correctly, you won't care which by this point.

This, as you can tell, is a circle which is the perfect shape in nature, being as it is, the shape of the planets, roadkill and jalepeno pizza. It is also the shape of the hedgehog, which is another acceptable animal with which to hunt foxes.

victoryusagi is a bored writer living in West Sussex. He prefers to use dormice for hunting.