Today I will discuss yet another exciting and educational topic: Evolution. For those who don't know, Evolution was invented by Darwinkle, which was very handy as, at the time, lots of lifeforms had no idea what to do with their future, and went on lots of gap years.
This theory is anathema to Creationists, who believe that all life was knocked together as-is by The Lord Quite-mighty, and simply appeared on Earth in this fashion. However, there are three major flaws in this idea:
1) If certain races of humans ie. the English had been brought into creation whole, then they would never have reproduced, at least not until they were properly introduced.
2) It's hard to imagine that God's Divine Design included slugs, platipi, octopi, Dan Quayle, Three-banded Coits etc.
3) If Creationism is true then there's no such thing as Dinosaruses. And I refuse to accept that.
Evolution is centred around the concept of 'Survival of the Fittest' which basically means that creatures best suited to their habitat, climate and environment are most likely to survive. A good example of an animal well-suited, is the Spoon, which has few natural predators in its natural environment of the cutlery drawer and had lots of time to evolve into the Spork.
Anyway, I'm moving away from the original topic, which is that later on today I'm buying a Nintendo DS ("We put the 'DS' in 'nerds'" wink which is an evolution of the Game Boy which managed to be the fittest survivor in the handheld market all these years. Actually, Creationism could be right here, only a divine plan could've created the Game Boy.
victoryusagi is a bored writer living in West Sussex. He represents the pinnacle of evolution, baby!
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