Friday the 13th
School...
The one day of the year I have good luck, oddly enough. I am so prone to klutziness and stupidity,I am not blonde! Shut up!, every other day of the year. But Friday the 13th is the one day where I don't trip over air, and sound completley retarded half the time. Which is why it is a my good luck day.
But yeah...anyway...It was pretty much an ordinary day, I was in a good mood, but nothing spectacular really happened. Until 4th period. I wouldn't call it spectacular, but it was pretty damn funny. Good ol' Coach Tatum, or Coach Butt-monkey as I have so caringly dubbed him, decided to make us all play baseball. As usual. His favorite game I am guessing. Anyway, no actual baseball...we got handed a plastic yellow bat and a plastic ball, and he explained the rules...again...for the 4265463 time. Anyway, the bases are all weird, and you can have multiple people on one base. Yeah...I don't know how to explain it. Anyway, me and Mysti. We usually walk on Fridays. Baseball isn't really our thing...not very coordinated pair the two of us...
Anyway, teams are picked, and me and Mysti go hide at the back of the line to avoid batting. We succeed for oh, five minutes. Until redneck kid, Devin I believe his name is. Decides to point out to coach that the two of have not batted. Just the two of us, even though at least 3 others were skipping out on batting too. But yeah, irritating cow-hicky kid...tattles, runs his mouth. We finally have to bat. Yay, I make it to first base...walking...WALKING!
But whatever, third strike, to the outfield we go! We're there for...not very long.
Our teams goes back to bat some more. Now Devon decides to point out our lack of batting again. Even though Coach only makes us bat once for the whole period, enough to satisfy him. But to shut Devin up, he makes one of us bat.
OH! I should tell you this, the whole time Devin is point shouting "Hey Coach! What about those two! They have to bat again!" Me and Mysti are telling him to shut the ******** up and if he doesn't he is going to get hit with the bat. Does he shut up? No. So what happens? Coach Tatum calls Mysti up to bat. And Devin keeps running his mouth! So what does she do? She turns around and smacks the s**t out of him with the bat. Right in the stomach. Left a huge red welt. There was a brief pause, then everyone in the gym went into hysterical laughter. Including Coach.
Anyway, after everyone recovers from this we go back to the game, we're heading back the outfield when Coach calls Mysti over. He takes a moment to stop laughing and says "As funny as that was, you can't just hit people with bats." And sends her back out to play.
In the end Devin gets all mad. Resorts to calling us gothic bitches, and blah, blah, blah. I don't know. I don't speak retard. But yeah, even now, he has a big a** bruise from the bat.
That was school...
After school I hung out around home until 7 then headed over to Mysti's for her birthday party. Which was awesome. It was the same thing we do every year. We all hang out for a couple of hours then decide, Hey! We want cake! So those of us who actually eat the cake, eat a piece, and then. Food fight! Which was so much fun this year. It had been raining on and off, so we were all soaked from the rain, and covered in cake. Some of us were even covered in ice cream and Coca Cola. I was lucky enough to not have any coke on me. But...ice cream is cold! And then the water balloons were brought out. I got one busted over my head by Mysti's dad.
After the food fight, it was time to make Mysti open all her presents. We did that and then took the group picture. I disappeared somewhere after all that because the crowd was getting to be too much so I went and hid in Mysti's room. But eventually the group got smaller and I ventured back into the living room. Finally everyone left leaving Me, Mysti, and Kaylee.
The three of us and Mysti's parents and brother all sat down and started the movie watching tradition we started with The Black Dahlia, which was so slow moving! I fell asleep, so did Mysti, and her dad just left halfway through. Oh my God, so boring! Even though Josh Hartnett is plenty fun to look at!
After that we watch this ridiculous movie called Incubus. Ok, more like we made fun of a movie called Incubus. I mean seriously. Incubus. A male demon who rapes women in their dreams, or a band. This movie had nothing to do with either. It had to do with this serial killer who possessed people through their dreams. Which was the closest to the demon as it got. Tara Reid played a smart person! And the whole movie was just...stupid...But yeah, after that I went back to sleep while Myst's mom and brother watched Saw. Woke up the next day, and went home. Got lucky enough to skip my douchebag uncle's wedding. Happy divorce I say. They won't last long...But anyway, yeah that was it...
Whew! *wipes away sweat* Sorry that was so long...
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