There comes a time in one's life when you must question your sanity and divulge your guiltiest of pleasures: i.e, your kinks. Things that turn you on. Things that make you horny, or just look damn sexy, or instill a certain awe that leaves you craving more.
So I decided to write down a few fetishes.
Hope they don't wig anyone out.
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Number One: Nazi uniforms. God damn, I love these things. Have you seen how sexy they are? I mean, really seen? The crisp fabric, the shiny buttons, the caps with skulls and eagles and Swastikas on them. The red arm band contrasting with the dark hue of the uniform cloth. The leather. Which brings me to my next fetish.
Number Two: Leather. Real leather. The smell, the taste (What? Don't judge me.) the feel beneath inquiring fingertips. The way it creaks when twisted or rubbed. The way it sounds against bare, yielding flesh. Whips, straps, boots, cuffs, jackets, pants. Hot damn, if you can pull off a pair of tight leather pants I might just molest you right then and there.
Number Three: The smell of Egyptian musk. A form of incense that is obscenely pungent and permeates just about everything - It's rich and thick and heavy: the type of scent you'd expect to find in a harem of some sort. Makes me melt into a puddle of aroused goo. Don't go lighting that stuff willy-nilly, kids.
Number Four: Scruff on guys. I like my men with scruff. It's fun and tickly and, when done right and well-trimmed, can look downright sexy. Angeal Hewley from Crisis Core? Man of scruff. Johnny Depp? Man of scruff. Snake from Metal Gear Solid? Man of scruff. Older Dante from the newest Devil May Cry game? Man of scruff. Scruff is hot. 'Nuff said.
Number Five: Certain names are just delicious to me. Usually they're old-world. A few of my favourite names are as follows: Nathaniel, Grayson, Benjamin, Elijah, Matthias, Edward (Stay away, crazy Twilight fans!), Nikolas, Thomas, Septimus, Damien, Diogenes, Feliciano, Aloysius. If you are named any of these, you should tell me. I might molest you, though.
...Hm. That's all I can think of for the time being. I may add more later.
Cheers.
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