I they're called asterisks... I just don't know the plural. Asteriski? Astereesks? Just plain asterisks?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
Yep, I'm avoiding swearing. Got you all excited with the title, eh? MUAHAHA! Nope, the "topic" of this "entry" ("parenthesis" wink is me being nicer to newer Gaian members/WF weenies (as in..."OMG Y U SO MEEN?!?" They must reproduce like rabbits, we never run out. stare ).
The idea sort of came to me in a revelation:
Me: *follows around CL 1.0 newbie in zOMG until they snap*
Newbie: STOOOP!!!!!1!1!!!
Me: *uses iron will* (for those of you who don't obsess over zOMG, it looks like prison-chains going on)
Newbie: WUT U DOO!?
Me: How'd you like a buff bump? BWAHAHA! *uses all remaining buffs fast enough to cause super lag, then vanishes*
Conscience: You know, that's really mean. I'm sure he thought we was being cyberstalked.
Me: Pfft, it's his own fault for not asking why I was following him before.
Conscience: That's it, I'm throwing out your beer stash. *Throws two six-packs out the window*
Me: I don't have a beer stash.
Conscience: OH MY GOSH, MY BEER!
Yes, it turns out my continual rudeness has caused my conscience to somehow turned to alcohol to relieve its suffering. So, here I turn over a new leaf...no: swearing, stalking, poking, prodding, flaming for spelling, or being otherwise cruel to others online. BWAHAHA!
So, little WF weenies, if you get an angering critique from me...SUCK IT! I turned over a new leaf! HAHAHAHA! IT'S YOUR FAULT NOW!
This is never going to work. Ever.
 Ora the Owlish · Tue Jan 26, 2010 @ 09:47pm · 0 Comments |
