I am seeking for a man [sorry, ladies] and this man has to have all of the qualities that I desire. While perfection doesn't exist, this man has to be as close to my idea of perfection as possible. The qualities are as followed:
-he must have good hygiene
-he must wash his hair when it's dirty
-he may not ask me to "make him a sandwich" when I'm clearly busy doing something else; if I'm making a sandwich for myself, he may ask for one or even to share my own, unless he hasn't done anything all day, in which I'll reply, "GET YOUR a** OFF THE COUCH AND MAKE ONE YOURSELF."
-he should do as he's told by me
-I do not need to repeat myself; once I've said something, he better remember it if he doesn't want me to "b***h" and/or "nag"
-the only woman he should be concerned about is me; if his secretary is crying in the kitchen, he should not try and play "the good guy" for he doesn't know if she's some psychotic desperate woman. He should ignore her. Simple as that.
-I don't care if he's an a*****e to people, as long as he's kind to me...maybe play "the bad boy" with me, and only me, every once in a while :3
-I'll accept a little temper, but I refuse to be physically abused; be a man and fight me with words...or punch the wall
-if he really loves me, he would offer to do the dishes
-I don't care if he cooks or not, but he shouldn't expect for me to have dinner on the table; after a long and stressful day, I like to potato on the couch and I'd appreciate it if he called for takeout or heat-up leftovers, but mostly call for takeout ;D
-he should know what I like, because I assure you, I will take my time to know what he likes; he should do the same for me
-DO NOT BUY ME JEWELRY; no matter what occasion! I don't care if the earrings were on sale and it look like a pair I used to have. If he wants to buy me jewelry, he should take me to the store; I'm VERY picky about jewelry
-if I say I don't want to do something, he should NOT make me or guilt me into doing it
-if I, somehow, become a professional actress, writer or singer, he is not required to see any of my work; in fact, I'd prefer it if he didn't, unless I ask. If he chooses not to, I'd be hurt, but also would understand that that's not his kind of thing. The same goes for me if he's a professional wrestler/athlete/artist--whatever.
-he should know how to take care of the bills, the mortgage, he should know business crap, car crap, what to look for when buying property and give me a summary of it all
-he should NOT SHUSH ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE! It bugs me and I HATE IT.
-he should talk during movies, because I LOVE talking during movies
-he should have a perverted sense of humor
-he should ALWAYS be honest with me, even if he thinks I won't believe him or the truth will hurt me; he should ALWAYS be honest with me
-when I ask him if I look fat, he should tell me the truth: that's why I asked in the first place
-he should stay in shape for me, because I know I'll stay in shape for him; therefore, we should workout together
-he should be adventurous
-he should not be a penny pincher but he should know how to spend his money wisely, for I was never taught how D:
-I love to grill steaks, so we're pretty much screwed if he does, too
-if he wants to kiss me, don't ask for a kiss, he should go ahead and do it; he'll know whether I want one or not
-sex: again, if he wants sex, go for it! But if I say "stop" I mean, "GET THE ******** OFF ME!" ...In fact, he should know how to turn me on. xD
-if he has some weird sexual fantasy, I'd like to know about it; I might have the same fantasy O:
-he should not be insulted if I forget to introduce him to other people; it's not that he's not important, it's because they're not important
-I also like to keep my friends separate; so he shouldn't feel insulted if I don't ask him to tag along
-he should know that I HATE BEING THE THIRD WHEEL; he shouldn't make me feel like one--that's why I keep my friends separate; for fear of being the third wheel as well as making him feel like the third wheel
-he should want at LEAST one kid
-NO CATS!
-I love dogs, therefore he should too
-he should not force me to watch something I DON'T want to watch and I won't do the same to him; it's annoying
-I love to talk in the car; if I don't turn on the radio, it's either because I want silence or I want to talk about something serious. If I DO turn on the radio, it's either because I want to sing along or want to have a little background noise for our silly conversation
-if I ask for a gift, I expect that gift and ONLY that gift
-I don't celebrate anything, I don't even need to celebrate my birthday, but if he wants to celebrate the holidays and birthdays, we'll work something out
-I'm not religious, but I know there's a god and his name is Yahweh; if he doesn't believe in the same thing or follows some strict religion, he should not try and impose anything on me and I'll try and not do the same thing. We can discuss our beliefs, but not try to change one or the other.
-he should not care for politics, but be aware of what's going on in the world, for I forget to check in with the world every once in a while; I'm still stuck at the Holocaust :S
-I love The Golden Girls, so he shouldn't make fun of me
-I HATE BEING MADE FUN OF; make fun of me and he shall pay the consequences
-he should tell me that he loves me, even after we've had a fight and he decides he's going to sleep in a hotel for the night because he can't stand the sight of me, he should tell me he loves me before he leaves; you never know if he gets into a car accident and dies D:
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