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Me: Hi guys! This week has been great, an-

Beast Boy: Hey guys! How's it going?

Max: . . . . . uhhhhh Michelle?

Me: Yea?

Max: Why is Beast Boy here?

Me: Oh yea I forgot to tell you.

Max: What.

Me: I . . . . . kidnapped him.

Max: . . . . . . WTF! Why did you kidnap him!

Me: Well technically I didn't kidnap Beast Boy. I found him.

Max: Where?

Me: At the park.

Max: . . . . . . . . how?

Me: Well yesterday when you were at home and me and Andre were walking in the park we-

~~~FLASHBACK STARTS~~~


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Me and Andre: -walking around-

Me: So if you're grounded, then why are you here?

Andre: . . . . . well why do you sometimes have perverted moments?

Me: . . . . . meh, everybody has a little pervertedness in them.

Andre: . . . . . . true.

Me and Andre: -walk past a bench-

Beast Boy: -groans-

Me and Andre: -turn around-

Me: Ehhhhhhhhh.

Andre: What the crap is that!

Me: It's Beast Boy!

Beast Boy: -groans-

Andre: . . . . . . who?

Me: You know, the guy who could change into animals in Teen Titans.

Andre: . . . . . . .

Me: Ugh! -eyerolls- The green guy!

Andre: . . . . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhh now I know!

Me: -facepalm- Ay ay ay.

Beast Boy: -groans-

Me: Well what do we do with him?

Andre: Oh oh oh! I know! Let's poke him! XD

Me: O_o . . . . . . why!

Andre: I like poking people.

Me: -repeated facepalm- Oh my goodness.

Andre: . . . . . what?

Me: Nevermind let's just see if he's hurt.

Andre: Ok.

Me: Beast Boy are you ok?

Beast Boy: -groans-

Me: He's not answering.

Andre: Oh I know what to do. Beast Boy! Are you hurt! -whacks Beast Boy's stomach with a stick-

Beast Boy: -in the middle of groaning when gets whacked- Ow! No!

Andre: Well there's your answer.

Me: -whacks Andre upside the head-

Andre: Ow!

Beast Boy: -snickers-

Me: -eyerolls- Well what happened? How did you get here?

Beast Boy: Well I was fighting some dude, and he had a teleporting thingy and zapped me all the way to here.

Me: Aw that's sad are you ok?

Beast Boy: Yea.

Andre: Well you can't stay at my place.

Me: Andre!

Andre: What! Remember I'm grounded.

Me: Oh yea.

Andre: And you call me stupid.

Me: -whacks-

Andre: Ow!

Beast Boy: -snickers-

Andre: -glares-

Me: Well anyways, you can come stay at my place.

Andre: Really thanks! biggrin

Me: Not you, Beast Boy! You already have a home!

Andre: Oh yea.

Me: So you wanna stay at my house?

Beast Boy: Nope. I'm good here.

Me: You sure you wanna stay here? Hurt? All by yourself? With nothing to eat or drink and no one to talk to?

Beast Boy: . . . . . . . your house it is!


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~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~

Me: And . . . . there he is.

Max: . . . . . that was the longest flashback I've ever heard. And how come I didn't noticed him all day.

Me: You know that fly that's been following us all day today.

Max: Yea, but what does that have to do wit-

Me and Beast Boy: -smiles-

Max: . . . . ohhhhhhhhh you turned into a fly didn't you.

Beast Boy: Yup!

Max: I got one question.

Me: What?

Max: What is it with you and animals?

Me: What do you mean?

Max: I mean you kidnapping us animals!

Me: But technically, you're not animals.

Max and Beast Boy: Huh?

Me: Well Max is a person born with 2% bird DNA and has wings, and Beast Boy is a person who's been mutated and can change into animals. You get it?

Max: Ohhh I get it.

Beast Boy: . . . . . . I don't.

Me: Just forget it.

Beast Boy: . . . . . ok.

Me: Oh yea I forgot the song per update!

Beast Boy: The what per what?


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Waka Waka by Shakira

You're a good soldier choosing your battles pick yourself up and dust yourself off get back in the saddle you're on the front line everyone's watching you know it's serious we are getting closer this isn't over the pressure is on you feel it but you got it all believe it when you fall get up, oh oh if you fall get up, eh eh tsamina mina zangalewa cuz this is Africa tsamina mina, eh eh waka waka, eh eh tsamina mina zangalewa this time for Africa


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Max: That's a cool song.

Beast Boy: Yea.

Me: I love that song especially in spanish. biggrin

Max: How come you don't talk that much Beast Boy?

Beast Boy: . . . . . meh. There's just not that much to say.

Max: . . . . . . ok?

Me: You know what, I feel like posting some poems.

Max and Beast Boy: Oh boy.

~~~ As soon as I said achoo

Out came Fangyboo

He can beat up a bear

And has awesome emo hair

From Fangles to Fangy to Fnick to Fang

This guy sure has lots of names ~~~

Max: . . . . . . . -laughs- Fangyboo! Who the hell says Fangyboo!

Me: You did.

Max: -stops laughing- When?

Me: A few nights ago. You were sleep talking again and kept saying Fangyboo all freakin night.

Max: . . . . . pssshhhh I don't sleep talk.

Me: Yea you do.

Max: Shutup.

Beast Boy: . . . . . . -cracks up-

Max: -whacks-

Beast Boy: Ow! F%$#!

Me: -gasps- You just cussed!

Beast Boy: Yea . . . . sooo.

Me: You were on a kids show. You can't cuss.

Beast Boy: Yea but I'm anime.

Me: True.

Max: . . . . . . what? I don't get it.

Me: We'll explain later. Right now, I feel like posting another poem.

Max: Oh oh oh, post the Figgy one!

Beast Boy: Huh!

~~~ If you do the math: Iggy + Fang

It makes a cute little name

Like saying if Fang and Iggy were gay

They would do "stuff" all day

Too bad they're both in denial

I was gonna write their names on a tile

But if Fang and Iggy aren't gay

Fang still wouldn't pay for Justin's Child Support anyway

Come on you two, accept the facts before we start to nit

And start gettin Figgy with it! XD ~~~

Beast Boy: O_o

Me and Max: -cracks up-

Beast Boy: What's soo funny? And who's Fang and Iggy anyways!

Me and Max: -gasps-

Max: You don't know who they are!

Beast Boy: Sort of, I mean heard about you and the flock on the manga series but it's hard to remember.

Me: Iggy is the cute, blind birdkid, and Fang is the birdkid that's Max's boyfriend.

Beast Boy: Oh thanks.

Max: Iggy? Cute?

Me: What! Oh here's something I've been wanting to post for a while.

~~~ Me without you! Shutup! Get real! It's like a fat kid without its happy meal! XD biggrin ~~~

Max: . . . . . . ok?

Beast Boy: Awkward.

Me: I got awesome news for you guys. The fifa world cup is finally here! biggrin

Max: biggrin

Beast Boy: biggrin

Me: I'm going for Brazil.

Max and Beast Boy: Same here.

Me, Max, and Beast Boy: -highfives each other-

Max: I don't know why but everytime there's a soccer game, I get soo fired up for it, why!

Me: . . . . . meh, it's a Latino thing.

Max: . . . . . . . oh.

Beast Boy: We should end this chapter. It's getting pretty long.

Max: Yea we should.

Me: Ok, but first I have something to say. Pretty please review and ask lots of questions! Ask anything you want to know about me, Max, or even Beast Boy and we'll answer them. We promise. Anything else you guys like to say?

Max: ASK ASK ASK! XD

Beast Boy: PLEASE!

Me: YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT SO PLEASE REVIEW AND ASK QUESTIONS!

Me, Max, and Beast Boy: Bye!

Michelle&Max biggrin