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Me: Hola peeps! Ok so this is my first Q&A chapter.

Max: biggrin Who's gonna ask the questions?

Me: dijah12 and Iggy! smile

Max: Why not Fang?

Me: Because . . . . . because . . . .

Max: You don't know right?

Me: Oh well! You have your cell phone, so text Fang.

Max: . . . . . . fine. Let's go on with the questions.

Me: Ok, but we have to promise to answer all the questions honestly.

Max: Ok.

Me: And I mean ALL the questions.

Max: . . . . . . ok. I promise.

Me: I promise too. Now let's start answering! This one's for you Maxi.

Max: -facepalm- Will you ever stop calling me that?

Me: Nope now on with the questions! These are from Dee (dijah12) biggrin

Why do you and fang make out so damn much?

Max: . . . . . .

Me: Hahaha I know right! I've been wondering about that for a while. Well, answer it.

Max: Do I have to?

Me: Yes! You promised.

Max: Ugh. Hmmmm . . . . . well . . . . . uhhhhh . . . . . I think it's cause I get caught up in Fang charm or eyes. I don't know! -blushes-

Me: Awwwwwww that's soo sweet. Imagine Fang reading this after I post it.

Max: Shutup.

Me: Gosh. I was just saying. Oh oh oh! This one's for me!

What's your fav color? Ur fav food?

Me: My favorite color is baby blue.

Max: That is such a girly color.

Me: So is lavender which is your favorite color.

Max: -ignores- What about food?

Me: Hmmmmmm . . . . . french fries! Mmmmmm yummy! XD

Max: I'm getting hungry now.

Do you know that Iggy is hitting me every few minutes because I won't let him get on the computer?

Max: Hahaha! Good job Iggy! -gives thumbs up-

Me: Don't encourage him! -whacks-

Max: Ow! -whacks-

Me: . . . . . owwww!

Have you ever regretted kidnapping max? beast boy?

Me: Hmmmm . . . . . not really.

Beast Boy: But you're the good little girl.

Max: Haha you're right about the little part.

Me: Hey!

If you could, who would you more likely hang out with, Fang or Max?

Me: Both!

Max: biggrin

Me: As long as you two don't makeout around me.

Max: D:

Beast Boy: Haha. -sticks out tongue-

Max: -sticks out tongue-

Do you wish you had wings?

Me: Yes! I want black wings!

Max and Beast Boy: . . . . . .

Me: -smiles innocently-

What are the 4 superpowers you wish you could have?

Me: To control time, to turn invisible, to read minds, and to . . . . . . to . . . . . see the future.

Max: What about the power to fly?

Me: If I'm gonna have wings, I'll already know how to fly.

Max: . . . . . point.

Me: Ok now Iggy's gonna ask a few questions. smile

Max: Oh boy. This should be interesting.

Who is beast boy? what color is he? why is he called BEAST boy?

Me: I knew he was gonna ask that question!

Beast Boy: . . . . . does he not know who I am?

Max: Apparently not. You should answer this Michelly since you know more than I do.

Me: Ok then. Beast Boy is the short guy from the anime show Teen Titans. He's the color green, and he's called Beast Boy because he can change into any animal.

Beast Boy: Plus, I'm beast like that. XD

Max: -tries not to laugh- No you're not.

Beast Boy: -glares-

Max: -smiles-

Beast Boy: And I'm not that short.

Me: You're 5 feet tall!

Beast Boy: That's 2 inches taller than you.

Max: Hahaha soo true.

Me: Ugh again with the short jokes?

How'd you capture max? has she driven you insane yet with her obsessiveness with Fnick?

Me: Well me and my cuzzo Evelyn were walking outside after reading some of St. Fang or Boredom's stories, and we see Max just walking around and she wasn't looking too good. So we took her back to my house and helped her get better. Later on when Evelyn left, I found these handcuffs, so I cuffed Max's ankle to a chair leg. And . . . . . here she is with me.

Beast Boy: . . . . . . wow.

Max: Hey! I'm not obsessed with him!

Me: Oh please! You text him 24/7, and I saw you draw a picture of him and you, plus what you and Fang say in those texts are a little disturbing.

Max: . . . . . -whacks-

Me: Ow! Just saying!

Are you gonna join Fnick's Witness? Has Max?

Me: The what?

Max: Never heard of it.

Me: We'll join, when we found out what it is.

Are you tired of me asking questions yet? Do you wish I would stop? Bella wants to ask questions too! I don't know HOW she got here, but now she's threatening to throw me out my bedroom window, soo...

Me: No! Don't go Iggy!

Max: . . . . . . you are such an Iggy fan.

Beast Boy: Naw! Really?

Me: -glares- By the way, who's Bella?

Max and Beast Boy: -shrugs-

Me: Well, ask away Bella!

Do you ever want to smack anybody?

Me: Yes. My big sister sometimes and the guy that broke my best friend's heart.

Max: Hell Yea! Too many to count though.

Me and Beast Boy: . . . . . . ok?

Me: What about you Beast Boy?

Beast Boy: Yea, either that dude that called me a wimp yesterday, or Max.

Max: -whacks-

Beast Boy: Ow! See?

Do you know Iggy is stupid? Are you gonna kidnap him?

Max: Hahaha finally someone else agrees with me! biggrin

Me: -eyerolls- That would be kinda awesome if I did kidnap Iggy.

Max: What? Are you crazy? He would destroy your house! Why not kidnap Fang?

Me: Maybe I'll kidnap both! biggrin

Max: -headdesk-

Who's Max? Is she nice? Is she pretty?

Me: Max is the leader of the flock from the famous book series called Maximum Ride by James Patterson, and not soo nice all the time.

Max: -glares-

Beast Boy: . . . . . . I'm too scared to answer the last question.

Max: -smacks-

Beast Boy: Ouch!

Me: Is Max pretty? Well let's put it this way, why do you think Fang's with her?

Max: . . . . . .

Me: I'm saying you're pretty.

Max: Thank you.

Who's Fang? Is he hot? Is he gay like Iggy? Are him and Iggy gay lovers?

Me: Fang is Maxi's lover!

Max: . . . . .

Me: Not that kind of lover.

Max: -relaxes- Thank god.

Me: So you don't want to have sex with Fang?

Max: Yes! . . . . I mean no. . . . . I mean . . . . I don't know! -blushes-

Beast Boy: O_o

Me: Well anyways, Fang's not gay . . I think, and it would be kinda funny if Fang and Iggy were gay lovers.

Beast Boy: Gettin Figgy With It! XD

Max: O_o

Me: . . . . .

Max: Aren't you gonna answer the second one?

Me: I'm scared to say Fang's hot because I know if I do, then you would kill me.

Max: You just did.

Me: . . . . . oh. Well what do you think?

Max: I don't wanna answer!

Me: You Shall Answer My Question!

Max: -sighs- Fine! Fang is hot.

Me: There. Was that soo hard to say?

Max: Shutup.

Who's Angel? Why is she called Angel?

Beast Boy: Yea who is she?

Me: Angel is the youngest of the flock, and she's anything but an angel.

Max: Hey!

Me: She also got kidnapped a few days ago.

Max: By who?

Me: Forgot.

Max: Crap!

Me: Yeah! More questions from Iggy! biggrin

Beast Boy: . . .

Why did you take max? why not fang? has Fnick Witness recriuted you yet? Max, have you said anything else about Fangypoo? Can you record it the next time you catch max talking in her sleep? can you give me the tape?

Me: Hahaha I don't know. I was gonna kidnapped you but after I saw how many people have already kidnapped you, I wanted to kidnap someone different.

Max: So I was the second choice?

Me: Sorta.

Max: Ok.

Me: And I really don't know why I didn't kidnap Fang. What is the Fnick Witness thing anyways?

Max: -shrugs-

Beast Boy: What about the other questions?

Me: Hahaha it's Fangyboo, and yea. Max saids tons of stuff about him all the time. It's actually kinda cute. And don't worry Iggy I'll recored.

Max: Do that, and I'll kill you and say who you like.

Me: -shuts up-

Max: Back to Bella's questions.

Have you ever slapped someone? Have you ever kicked someone? Have you ever kicked a guy in his ba-

dijah12: Do you know I cut her off this time?

Me: Hahaha yea I know. I have never done any of those things to anyone.

Max: I have. I kicked Beast Boy in his nuts yesturday. smile

Beast Boy: And it hurt like hell.

Do you want me to stop asking questions?

Me: Not really.

Max: I do!

Why?

Max: Because I want you to!

Am I annoying max?

Max: Hell yea you are.

Me: Be nice.

Max: -eyerolls-

Am i annoying you? why am i annoying you?

Me: Hmmmm a tiny bit, because Max is getting annoyed and when Max gets annoyed, she starts to annoy me.

Max: It's my job to annoy you.

Do you want me to stop annoying you?

Me: Hmmmm . . . .

Beast Boy: Nope keep annoying. I like it when Max gets annoyed.

Max: -glares-

Have you ever fed max drugged food?

Me: Nope, not allowed to even look at drugs.

Has she ever ran around in her underwear? if yes, why? if no, why not?

Me: Hahaha nope, and I don't know why. But that would put a smile on Fang's face if she did do that.

Max: O_o

Do you want me to stop now? do you know that i want the box to explode? do you know I have fireworks?

Me: OMG you do? I love fire works! XD

Max: Well at least I know one thing you and Iggy have in common.

Me: What is it?

Max: You two like to see stuff explode.

Me: Hahaha true.

Did you know that I can speak italian? what language can you speak? what language can max speak?

Me: That's cool. I can speak spanish, french, and a little of japanese.

Max: I can speak a little bit of spanish.

Beast Boy: And I can speak . . . . english!

Me: The only language.

Beast Boy: -glares-

Me: -smiles-

dijah: Did you know that I like the world cup? GO BRAZIL!

Me: I know right?

Max: Brazil is Beast! XD

Iggy: did you know that if one more person posts a Figgy poem Im gonna go insane? and probably kill whoever did it?

Me: . . . . . well we can only hope.

Max: Hey let's post a Figgy poem to tick Iggy off! biggrin

Beast Boy: O_o

dijah12: Did you know that you shouldnt take that seriously Iggy? becuase im gonna put handcuffs on him so he wont come kill anyone in their sleep.

Max: You should do that.

Me: . . . .

Iggy: Did you know that we've run out of questions?

Me: Awwwwwww that's sad.

Max: Wait! There's still one more from Bella.

Me: Yeah! biggrin

Whats Fnicks Witness? Why is it called Fnick's witness? Who's Fnick? Does max know? Is she gonna rip something outta the wall?

Me: I really don't know.

Max: I might rip something.

Beast Boy: It better not be me.

Me: But Fnick is another word for Fang who is Max's boyfriend. He also has other nicknames like Fangles, Fangy, and Fangyboo. X)

Max: . . .

Beast Boy: Wait a minute. Those names were from that poem you wrote a few days ago.

Me: Ohhh emmm gee you're right! biggrin

Max: . . .

Beast Boy: Is she ok?

Me: Only one way to find out. Max! I SHALL DESTROY YOUR CELL PHONE! XD

Max: -grabs cell phone- Don't touch my baby!

Me: She's ok.

Max: -glares-

Me: I soo happy that Iggy's coming over soon.

Max: And Fang.

Me: Well I don't know that yet.

Max: D:

Me: But I hope that he does, so then it'll be twice as fun.

Beast Boy: This chapter is getting long.

Me: You're right. A big thanks to Dee (dijah12) and Iggy and Bella for asking lots of questions. biggrin

Max: Bye!

Beast Boy: Peace Out Peoples!

Me: . . . .

R&R please!

Michelle&Max