How to annoy people in a movie theater...
1) Inform the entire cinema that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.
10) Sit by the isle. Trip up everyone that walks by.
11) Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened.
12) Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.
13) Throw paper airplanes.
14) Bowl in the isle.
15) Juggle.2) Yell "Ow!" after every gun shot.
3) Laugh loudly and hysterically every so often [Especially during sad and serious scenes].
4) Sing along with the background music.
5) Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!".
6) Make shadow puppets.
7) If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.
8. Pull out a toy gun and "shoot" the "bad guys." Tell the people that you are a part of this new live action movie. "Shoot" any movie personnel telling you to stop.
9) Read the credits out loud.
More movie madness
1) Play Battleship with someone across the cinema.
10) Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some off their sweets for your asthma.
11) During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
12) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
13) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
14) Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
15) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get the popcorn, yell, "I'm superman! Hahaha!" and run away.
16) Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
17) Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
18. go behind two ppl who are making out and say "I like to watch hehe" 19) throw popcorn over the heads of the really skinny ppl and in a really low voice say "God Commands You To Eat!"
2) Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters/exits the cinema ask to see their identification.
3) Break into a chorus of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.
4) Have a friend call your mobile every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.
5) Wear a top hat!
6) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
7) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
8. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
9) Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
No...I have no idea why the numbers are like that....
 Tsume Rokaro · Wed Feb 28, 2007 @ 10:23pm · 0 Comments |
