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7. Christmas Mission Ends!
Vanessa: I’m going to eat.
She left Sasuke in the lobby and went to the kitchen.
Sasuke: What happened when I was out cold? Hmm…
Sasuke went to the kitchen. After all, ninjas should eat after a long mission. When Sasuke went into the kitchen, Vanessa was at the dining table, pigging out. Sasuke went to get something to eat and sat down next to Vanessa.
Sasuke: What are you eating?
Vanessa: I’m eating food.
Sasuke: Is that even edible?
Vanessa looked at what she was eating. It was a sickly green color and looked disgusting and inedible.
Vanessa: Of course it’s edible or else I wouldn’t be eating it.
Sasuke: Are you sure? I mean, it doesn’t look edible.
Vanessa: I’m trying to eat. Unless you want to try for yourself, shut up, or I’ll kill you.
Awkward silence… They continued eating. Sasuke watched her closely.
Sasuke: Wow. She’s probably the first female I’ve seen who eats like there’s no tomorrow. Even if it is something disgusting.
Vanessa ate quickly and washed her dishes. Sasuke just sat at the table and thought. After five minutes or so, he finished eating and washed his dishes. He walked down the hall to his bedroom. There were name tabs on each door indicating who had occupied the room.
Sasuke: Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Tenten, Lee, Neji, Sakura, Naruto… The whole crew is here…
Sasuke went to his room, changed and laid in his bed. He closed his eyes. Something crashed in the room across from his, from Vanessa’s room. Quickly, he opened his eyes and sat up. Faintly, he heard her mutter under her breath. Sasuke got out of bed and opened Vanessa’s door.
Sasuke: Hey, is everything – oh crap…
Vanessa was half wrapped in a towel. She had just gotten out of the shower and crashed into a table, causing a vase to drop and crash to the floor.
Vanessa: SASUKE YOU PERVERT!!!! GET OUT!!!!
She grabbed a piece of glass and threw it at him.
Sasuke: W-wait! It’s not what it looks like! I heard a crash and came to check!
Vanessa: YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST KNOCKED! GET OUT!!!
Sasuke ran out of her bedroom and into his. He ran into his bed and took deep breaths. His face was red.
Sasuke: Wow, it’s amazing that no one woke up.
Sasuke rested his eyes a bit. A sudden lurch in his bed woke him up. He sat up and screamed. Sitting at the foot of his bed was no other than Vanessa herself. She was fully dressed.
Sasuke: V-Vanessa? What are you doing in here?
Vanessa: Teehehehehe…Hold still Sasuke.
Sasuke: What?
Vanessa tied up Sasuke quickly and took out a razor.
Sasuke: What are you intending to do with that?
Vanessa: Teehehe, you’ll see…
Vanessa took the razor and started shaving Sasuke’s hair. Sasuke wriggled and tried to untie himself.
Sasuke: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL WELL KEPT HAIR!!! UNTIE ME THIS INSTANT!!!
Vanessa: I’ll untie you if you beg me to – in a feminine voice.
Sasuke: Alright then. *in a high pitched voice* Please, please let me go. I beg of you!
Vanessa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sasuke: *still in a high pitched voice* PLEASE LET ME GO!!!
Vanessa: NEVER YOU STUPID IDIOTIC FOOL!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sasuke: *in regular voice* Okay, seriously now. Let me go.
Vanessa: Say that you are gay and love Naruto very much.
Sasuke: I’m gay and – wait, no I’m not gay!
Vanessa: But you still love Naruto very much. Yippee! Teehehe!
Sasuke: You’re really freaking me out now…
Vanessa: Good. Now, DIE!!!
Vanessa took out a kuni and drew it close towards Sasuke’s heart. Sasuke looked at Vanessa, his heart beating ten times faster. He squealed, making Vanessa giggle. But that didn’t stop her. She stabbed Sasuke in the heart and cackled and evil laugh.
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