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10. Christmas Party Part 3
Tenten: I say we all attack her now!
Sasuke: Don’t you dare hurt her!
They all start throwing kunai and shuriken at her. Still, Vanessa sits. All of the weapons thrown at her are deflected inches before they even hit her.
Sasuke: Don’t worry Vanessa! I’ll save you! *gets hit by a kunai*
Vanessa: You people really want to die, don’t you?
Sighing, she continued reading until they had nothing left to throw. Then they used their ninjutsu.
Shikamaru: Shadow imitation jutsu!
Ino: Mind-body switching jutsu!
Vanessa: That won’t work on me.
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei! We could use your help right now!
Kakashi: Where’s my sake?
Naruto: Your what sensei?
Naruto turns to look at Kakashi.
Naruto: WHAT?! SENSEI YOU’RE DRUNK!?!
Lee: It’s not just him Naruto!
Choji: All the adults!
Shikamaru: Are all drunk.
Vanessa: If you are all done talking, I think that it is my turn to attack.
Vanessa raised her eyes. The weapons lifted from the ground and flew at the ninjas.
Sakura: Naruto! Help!
Naruto: Sakura-chan!
Hinata: AHHHH!!!!
Naruto: Hinata!
Naruto ran to protect Hinata.
Sakura: stressed NARUTO YOU BAKA!!!!
Hinata: N-Naruto-k-kun… redface *faints*
Naruto: Why does she always faint when I’m with her?
Naruto felt a jabbing pain in the back of his neck. He reached out with his hand to touch it. It was a kunai.
Naruto: Owwww, the pain….
Naruto also passes out along with a lot of other people. Soon it was only Vanessa and Lee.
Lee: Now that it’s only you and me, why don’t you get up so that we can have some fun?
Vanessa: Fun? Okay.
Vanessa closes her book and stands up.
Vanessa: Shall we stretch first?
Lee: Of course we should!
They spend five minutes stretching.
Lee: Okay, taijutsu time!
Vanessa: Go ahead.
Vanessa waited for Lee to strike. She would only dodge his attacks.
Lee: Why don’t you attack?
Vanessa: Sure, why not?
In a flash, Vanessa was behind Lee. She kicked him brutally.
Lee: You’re pretty good yourself.
Vanessa: Thanks.
At that moment Neji came back into the party hall. He clung onto his hair.
Neji: Woah! Did I miss something?
Vanessa looked at Neji first, then Lee. They double teamed against Neji and sent him flying back through the door.
Lee: Hold on. Can I have a quick water break?
Vanessa: Yeah, I was getting kind of thirsty anyways.
They took a quick ten second water break.
Lee: I’m feeling dizzy…
Vanessa: Ha, that’s because you drank sake.
Somehow, Lee and Vanessa stopped fighting and started singing and drinking. They went from 27 bottles of sake on the wall to one bottle of sake.
Lee and Vanessa: One bottle of sake on the wall, one bottle of sake! You take one down, pass it around, no more bottles of sake on the wall!
After the song ended, Lee passed out.
Vanessa: Wait, were you really drinking sake? I was only drinking water. WOOHOO!!! I WIN!!! YAY!!!
Kakashi: My sake? Where is it?
Vanessa: O_o
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