One hour has passed since the part has started. Everyone is bunched at a table talking about Vanessa, the mysterious newcomer.
Sakura: You know that Vanessa person?
Tenten: Yeah, what about her?
Sakura: Don’t you think that there’s something weird about her?
Hinata: W-weird? W-what kind of weird?
Sakura: Just weird!
Ino: Sakura, is this because Sasuke gave her his attention when he entered the room?
Sakura: Of course not! I’m so not totally jealous! I am sooooo jealous!!!! She is sooooo going to die!!!!
Lee: Hey, Naruto, who that person? *points to Vanessa*
Naruto: Who her? Oh, can you believe it? Sasuke likes her!
Shikamaru: What’s her name?
Naruto: Ummm…I think its Vanessa.
Choji: Does she like to eat?
Neji: Tch, just look at her!
The guys turn to look at Vanessa. She was reading a book. There were three plates piled high with food next to her.
Neji: I wonder what she’s reading? Byakugan!
Neji stared at her book.
Neji: She’s reading a comic book? Oh please.
Vanessa got up from her seat. She gave Neji a blank stare.
Vanessa: Try to use that on me…and I’ll make sure your eyesight and Byakugan is disabled for a week.
Neji: Heh, you probably won’t even be able to touch me.
Lee: Who are you talking to Neji?
They looked at Vanessa. She was still sitting in her seat and reading.
Vanessa: We’ll see about that. Neji your hair is greasy.
Neji: Huh? What? MY HAIR!?! I TOOK 30 MINUTES JUST WASHING IT ALONE THIS MORNING!!!
Lee: Gai-sensei! Permission to knock the sense back into Neji!?
Gai: Urg. Go ahead Lee. *passes out*
Lee: Really!? Thank you Gai-sensei! I’ve waited for so long to be able to defeat Neji! Here’s my chance! YAY!!!!
Vanessa: Oh, look. You have split ends!
Neji: WHAT! NOOOOO!!!! I HAVE TO GO TRIM AND WASH MY HAIR!!!!
Vanessa: Neji…YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!!!!
Neji: W-WHAT!?! eek I AM A MANLY PERSON!!!!!!!
Naruto: Manly? What are you talking about Neji?
Lee: Here I go!
Lee charged towards Neji and gave him a hard blow to the abdomen. Neji didn’t move. Lee gave him another punch, and then a kick. He continued for five minutes. Still, Neji stood there with a shocked look on his face. Neji was bruised like a banana that just got ran over.
Neji: I-I think I’ll be right back.
Neji ran to out of the party hall. Vanessa smirked.
Tenten: What just happened?
Ino: I have no idea.
Lee: YAY!!! I just killed Neji!!!!
Everybody looked at Vanessa. She sat, read, and ate. She looked at them suddenly, making all of them flinch.
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!! I’LL WORK HARDER!!! I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO DO!!!
Sakura and Ino: STAY AWAY FROM MY HAIR!!! OMG, I’M BREAKING OUT!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Naruto: DON’T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!! *clings onto Hinata*
Hinata: N-Naruto-k-kun….. redface *faints*
Choji: F-FOOD!!! DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT THERE’S NO MORE FOOD!!!!
Shikamaru: The whole world has gone berserk!!!
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